Sugar Shane (Mosely)
A-Rod (Andy Roddick... who did you think I meant?)
The Juice (OJ... and me when I was in little league)
Nails (Lenny Dykstra)
Wild Thing (Mitch Williams)
Terminator (Tom Henke)
Russian Rocket (Bure)
Finnish Flash (Selanne)
Iceman (George Gervin)
Worst nickname ever: The Big Fundamental - Tim Duncan
"This country was built on immigrants. We need them. Without them, who would train our tigers and kick our extra points?"
And finally ...
A playground legend, described by many at the time as Black Jesus, who had some moves that were so righteous he could even fake himself out ... the one, the ONLY:
Earl "The Pearl" Monroe
I'm just a little Hawaiian and a homesick Island boy,
I want to go back to my fish and poi ...