India, where cows are worshipped, are now drinking bovine urine. hmmm.....
Commercial fade in: Yogi sitting in kiddie mini pool with shades on
"Hello! After a hard day of twisting and meditating, there's nothing I enjoy more than a big chilled glass of B. A. Cola! Yes, folks, crisp, delicious, and in a jam can seal the cracks in your driveway! So why don't you jump on your donkey and swing on down to the 7-11 for a B.A. slurpie!"