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Postby hastur » Sat May 07, 2005 10:13 am

Irony: Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.

Darryl Strawberry, on the same day his book on being clean and close to God is to be released, gets busted for cocaine possession.

Any others?
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Postby MadScott » Sat May 07, 2005 1:36 pm

Falcons safety Eugene Robinson arrested for trying to pay for oral sex from a prostitute at Super Bowl XXXIII in Miami hours after being presented the Bart Starr Award from Athletes in Action for his "high moral character."
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Postby hastur » Mon May 09, 2005 8:32 am

sports, even 'famous' items are not required.

for instance, my next door neighbors found out people of hispanic origin were moving next to them. they got all bent out of shape about it, spewing their racist @#%^@. They announced they were moving, put their house up for sale, and started building another house in an atmosphere more to their liking. The sale of their house went through and they had to move out by a certain date. Well, they were 'supposed' to move in with the husbands mother, but had a big fight the night before they were to move in. They were forced to move into a 'east L.A./south philly/west detroit' type area for a couple months. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Postby mutantseabass » Mon May 09, 2005 9:53 am

hastur wrote:sports, even 'famous' items are not required.

for instance, my next door neighbors found out people of hispanic origin were moving next to them. they got all bent out of shape about it, spewing their racist @#%^@. They announced they were moving, put their house up for sale, and started building another house in an atmosphere more to their liking. The sale of their house went through and they had to move out by a certain date. Well, they were 'supposed' to move in with the husbands mother, but had a big fight the night before they were to move in. They were forced to move into a 'east L.A./south philly/west detroit' type area for a couple months. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha



Gotta love the way when people want to descibe an undesirable place to live they just have to throw Detroit in there.
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Postby DUKE » Mon May 09, 2005 11:31 am

It's ironic that many times when someone refers to something as being ironic, or when irony is discussed, I get that damned Alanis Morrisette song in my head ("Isn't It Ironic") and I hate that song. :-o
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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon May 09, 2005 11:48 am

DUKE wrote:It's ironic that many times when someone refers to something as being ironic, or when irony is discussed, I get that damned Alanis Morrisette song in my head ("Isn't It Ironic") and I hate that song. :-o


Haha, so true! :-S :-P

mutantseabass wrote:Gotta love the way when people want to descibe an undesirable place to live they just have to throw Detroit in there.


Well, when you need to have ED-209's roaming around to keep the peace, you know you have problems. ;-)

BTW, I'll be in the Detroit area (e.g. - Comerica Park) this Saturday afternoon to watch the Tigers play the Angels from Los Angeles, California that play their games in Anaheim...if you're free and want to meet up somewhere, name a place at the stadium, and I'll try to find it. ;-D
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Postby DUKE » Mon May 09, 2005 11:51 am

Mercer Boy wrote: the Angels from Los Angeles, California that play their games in Anaheim

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Postby mutantseabass » Mon May 09, 2005 1:34 pm

Mercer Boy wrote:
DUKE wrote:It's ironic that many times when someone refers to something as being ironic, or when irony is discussed, I get that damned Alanis Morrisette song in my head ("Isn't It Ironic") and I hate that song. :-o


Haha, so true! :-S :-P

mutantseabass wrote:Gotta love the way when people want to descibe an undesirable place to live they just have to throw Detroit in there.


Well, when you need to have ED-209's roaming around to keep the peace, you know you have problems. ;-)

BTW, I'll be in the Detroit area (e.g. - Comerica Park) this Saturday afternoon to watch the Tigers play the Angels from Los Angeles, California that play their games in Anaheim...if you're free and want to meet up somewhere, name a place at the stadium, and I'll try to find it. ;-D


Dam MB i wish i would have known you were coming in earlier. Would have liked to meet up with ya and buy you a beverage. Im getting my cast off this thursday and heading up north to open up my cottage. I would blow it off but i have so much work to do to my house and cottage thanks to my accident. Ever in the Detroit area again let me know.
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Postby MadScott » Mon May 09, 2005 2:03 pm

Miami Dolphins for years were known for their offensive ways with Dan Marino, just needing a defense to take the next step. Flash forward to today where the offense is offensive and their defense rules.
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