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Postby Slingblade » Thu May 12, 2005 9:14 pm

IRON CHEF wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:I have seen these before...crazy goats. Guess they can't help it if their legs are spastic when they get scared, but still...how can that possibly be a good defense mechanism out in the wild. It would just make it that much easier for a predator to kill them. :-B

They were just on Wildboyz the other week also. ;-D

That one brown and white goat they show after 3 seconds is very, very scary. :-b


I agree about the futility of this as a defense mechanism...God definitely had his fun with these goats. :-b


Yeah not much defense at all. We had two Great Pyrenes that watched over the herd.
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Postby MadScott » Thu May 12, 2005 9:57 pm

IRON CHEF wrote:I agree about the futility of this as a defense mechanism...God definitely had his fun with these goats. :-b


Yeah, this is right up there with Sea Cucumbers puking their guts out, and that's without Tequila involved. ;-)
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Postby hastur » Fri May 13, 2005 11:57 am

A bit of a tangent, but funny:

In my home town about 2 decades ago the mayor, thinking he is being clever and frugal, decides to follow city councel's advice and ties up a bunch of goats with leads around center city park in order to not pay 'professionals' to mow the grass every week. Well, about one week goes by and all of a sudden POW! the goats are missing! Noone can figure it out for a while, but then find goat bones in the trash cans of the local spanish-origin community right next to the park.....

MMM-MMM good!
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Postby Slingblade » Fri May 13, 2005 8:21 pm

hastur wrote:A bit of a tangent, but funny:

In my home town about 2 decades ago the mayor, thinking he is being clever and frugal, decides to follow city councel's advice and ties up a bunch of goats with leads around center city park in order to not pay 'professionals' to mow the grass every week. Well, about one week goes by and all of a sudden POW! the goats are missing! Noone can figure it out for a while, but then find goat bones in the trash cans of the local spanish-origin community right next to the park.....

MMM-MMM good!


That's Mexicans for ya...
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