Budweiser salutes you, Mr. Kansas City Chiefs fan.
Ooooh yeahh Mr. Kansas City Chiefs fan...
Undaunted by the fact that your team hasn't been to the Super Bowl since Goldie Hawn was dancing around in go go boots on Laugh In, you show up week in and week out, year in and year out, to support your team.
Background Singer: (Goldie Hawn's so sexy...)
Only to have the Chiefs break your heart more often than that ex stripper that lives in your trailer park.
(Come on pretty lady...)
And every Sunday, rain or shine, you don your mighty red Chiefs jacket, drape your mullet majestically over the shoulders, rev up your Camaro and make your pilgrimage to Arrowhead Stadium to watch your beloved Chiefs with your fellow mullet sporting, Camaro revving, red jacket wearing brethren.
(Dude, your ride is bítchin...)
And even though barbecue is king in KC, Arrowhead Stadium leads the league in the amount of Spam sold as a concession.
(Over here, Spam man...)
So Mr. Kansas City Chiefs fan, set down that Schmidt, Pabst, and Buckhorn and hoist a tall Bud (don't worry, we're not asking your to pay for it) as we salute you, and remind you that, just like Coach Vermeil, its OK to cry as you wait, yet again, until next year because we're so gosh darn prouda ya!
(Mr. Crying Kansas City Chiefs fan, its gonna be all right...)
Budweiser reminds you to please choose your pro football team responsibly
I spent most of my time over at the Baseball Cafe but I got this emailed to me today and it was so funny I had to post it. Sorry if it has been posted before but I did a search and didn't find it.