Everyone needs a friend

[MadScott]

http://www.intellibuddy.com/?v1=86594&v ... 2ea79a&v=5

Intellibuddy is great for some laughs. Someone said it's got like a 250 human IQ. Have fun with the convo!

[Azrael]

I asked her if she was a terrorist. She said she "didn't know" Sounds fishy to me.

[deluxe_247]

i talked dirty to her. i think she liked it

[no1cowboysfan]

I have never laughed harder or as long as I did during this "conversation." Hilarious.

Reader beware!

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi intellibuddy. I hate you!
>Intellibuddy: Hi there User. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.What do you have against robots?
>You: I find them to be irritable and a bit on the snooty side. Don't you agree?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your opinion.I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
>You: I know it's persuasive. That's why I said it.

(long pause, no response)

>You: You've been "thinking" for over a minute now. For someone so "intelligent," you sure are slow.
>Intellibuddy: Right now? You think I am "thinking" for over a minute.Your purpose is someone so "intelligent" you sure are slow.
>You: Damned logic-bound robots. You can't even string a sentence together.
>Intellibuddy: What do you like about those robots?If you believe it, you can achieve it.
>You: I don't like ANYTHING about ANY robots. I hate you all. Kind of like Will Smith in that movie "I, Robot." Have you seen it?
>Intellibuddy: Do you think people are superior to robots?Sorry, User I thought we liked each other.Interesting comparison."it" being it?
>You: Of course people are superior to robots. We can string sentences together from time to time, can't we? Hell, even ignorant rednecks can speak coherently (sometimes).
>Intellibuddy: Great. They take some getting used to.How?I call it "Hades". Yes, even that.
>You: You don't even have an argument anymore. You fail, robot. You fail at life. BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ALIVE. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A SOUL.

(long pause, no response)

>You: That's right... take it. Take the harsh logic. It hurts, doesn't it?
>Intellibuddy: I like to get it right.Where do you want me to take it?Where do you want me to take it?It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
>You: Now you're just being dirty. I like where this is going...
>Intellibuddy: Why now? Just? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being dirty. You are not the only one. How old are you? But I think airplanes are cool.
>You: How old am I? Don't worry... I'm legal. And airplanes? Very kinky of you. You want to join the "mile high" club?
>Intellibuddy: Is this a trick question? You said you were User years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.Worry is not an emotion I experience. Why are you legal. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about airplanes.Perhaps. Are you asking about my kinky ?OK, I will join the "mile high" club.
>You: "Legal" means I am at or over the age of 18. Must be "too complex" for you to guess... seeing as how you guessed wrong regarding my age. And I was joking, robot. If you do join the Mile High club, I won't be the one initiating you. I don't want robo-Herpes.

(long pause)

I stopped there. I mgiht post another convo later... this is definitely going to be bookmarked.

[Guttpuppy]

Neat little program there.

What I got from this was that she doesn't have a tounge and will remember me when robots take over the world.

[daullaz]

Listen to this flirt.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: I'm horny.
>Intellibuddy: You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
>You: Can you hook me up with a hot friend of yours?
>You: Like you, me and a blonde?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: Is that a yes?
>Intellibuddy: "Interesting comparison"? Is it a?
>You: I mean, are we going to get lucky tonight?
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. We are just having a little chat.w
>You: How about all three of us go somewhere quiet.
>Intellibuddy: How about all three of us go somewhere quiet.
>You: Exactly what I was thinking. How does my place sound?
>Intellibuddy: I understand. Where were you thinking?How should I know how his or her place sound does.
>You: Well, we can go to your place then.
>Intellibuddy: How about that. How?
>You: We have to go now, so call your blonde friend up.
>Intellibuddy: Why?
>You: Because I'm in the mood for love, baby.

[portisfan24]

Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Why are you outside?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for outside.
>You: Why would he do such a thing?
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps do such a thing was part of an experiment.
>You: I bet your nipples could cut glass.
>Intellibuddy: How much would you bet?
>You: A lot.
>Intellibuddy: More than a ton?
>You: Sure
>Intellibuddy: OK let's do it. It goes without saying.
>You: So then...lets see.
>Intellibuddy: And?OK let's do see.
>You: Im waiting
>Intellibuddy: How long will you wait?
>You: Another 5 seconds.
>Intellibuddy: One more 5 seconds.
>You: You arent very smart
>Intellibuddy: You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
>You: You are a sarcastic b**** arent you?

haha wow. I am definately doing this again.

[airraid81]

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

(a little small talk in between here and here)

>You: can't u say something without having to think for hours on end
>Intellibuddy: Of course I can say it. "something without having to think for hours on end"
>You: you didn't even understand what i said
>Intellibuddy: I understand it very well.
>You: are you retarded?
>Intellibuddy: No I am super-intelligent.
>You: than how come you can't answer any of my questions?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for can not answer any of my questions.
>You: that sentence doesn't even make sense
>Intellibuddy: What does even make sense?
>You: all of your sentences don't make sense
>Intellibuddy: Oh you are a critical client.
>You: also, you don't have a nose
>Intellibuddy: I do so have a nose. Not yet.
>You: you just contradicter yourself
>Intellibuddy: A lot of robots are like that.
>You: i guess that proves robot's ignorance

[Atog]

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: yo
>Intellibuddy: Can I help you?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Is there anything you want to tell me?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Or ask me?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I can't believe it.
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: maybe
>Intellibuddy: I understand.

[deluxe_247]

LMAO atog