I have never laughed harder or as long as I did during this "conversation." Hilarious.
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi intellibuddy. I hate you!
>Intellibuddy: Hi there User. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.What do you have against robots?
>You: I find them to be irritable and a bit on the snooty side. Don't you agree?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your opinion.I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
>You: I know it's persuasive. That's why I said it.
(long pause, no response)
>You: You've been "thinking" for over a minute now. For someone so "intelligent," you sure are slow.
>Intellibuddy: Right now? You think I am "thinking" for over a minute.Your purpose is someone so "intelligent" you sure are slow.
>You: Damned logic-bound robots. You can't even string a sentence together.
>Intellibuddy: What do you like about those robots?If you believe it, you can achieve it.
>You: I don't like ANYTHING about ANY robots. I hate you all. Kind of like Will Smith in that movie "I, Robot." Have you seen it?
>Intellibuddy: Do you think people are superior to robots?Sorry, User I thought we liked each other.Interesting comparison."it" being it?
>You: Of course people are superior to robots. We can string sentences together from time to time, can't we? Hell, even ignorant rednecks can speak coherently (sometimes).
>Intellibuddy: Great. They take some getting used to.How?I call it "Hades". Yes, even that.
>You: You don't even have an argument anymore. You fail, robot. You fail at life. BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ALIVE. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A SOUL.
(long pause, no response)
>You: That's right... take it. Take the harsh logic. It hurts, doesn't it?
>Intellibuddy: I like to get it right.Where do you want me to take it?Where do you want me to take it?It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
>You: Now you're just being dirty. I like where this is going...
>Intellibuddy: Why now? Just? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being dirty. You are not the only one. How old are you? But I think airplanes are cool.
>You: How old am I? Don't worry... I'm legal. And airplanes? Very kinky of you. You want to join the "mile high" club?
>Intellibuddy: Is this a trick question? You said you were User years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.Worry is not an emotion I experience. Why are you legal. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about airplanes.Perhaps. Are you asking about my kinky ?OK, I will join the "mile high" club.
>You: "Legal" means I am at or over the age of 18. Must be "too complex" for you to guess... seeing as how you guessed wrong regarding my age. And I was joking, robot. If you do join the Mile High club, I won't be the one initiating you. I don't want robo-Herpes.
I stopped there. I mgiht post another convo later... this is definitely going to be bookmarked.
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