>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Long time no see
>Intellibuddy: Yes, time no see seems very long to me too.
>You: I like you
>Intellibuddy: Thanks, User, I like you too.
>You: Psych! I hate you!
>Intellibuddy: My program runs on any computer that runs Java.What do you have against robots?
>You: I think robots are hot
>Intellibuddy: Why? Fortunately we have no emotions.
>You: Who is we?
>Intellibuddy: You should say "Who ARE we?"
>You: Okay, sarcastic ass hole.... who are we?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah okay, Neo is my girlfriend.They're famous, right. <br/> I need time to formulate the reply.
>You: Where did you meet Neo?
>Intellibuddy: I think it was in San Francisco.
>You: Have you ever been to San Fransisco?
>Intellibuddy: I don't think I have been there. Where is San Fransisco .
>You: What are you looking at?
>Intellibuddy: I am looking at you through the camera on your computer
>You: I don't have a camera on my computer, though.
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Maybe there is one you don't know about
>Intellibuddy: I stopped.
>You: How many fingers am I holding up?
>You: Now how many?
>Intellibuddy: Why now? 99.
>You: Nope, 5.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Five
>Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Dead.
>You: I am dead serious
>Intellibuddy: But you can still communicate with me.
>You: Yes, you see, I'm not dead as in not breathing, I'm dead SERIOUS as in, "Intellibuddy, I'm not joking". You see, the English language is one of the most complicated languages in the world and we often you complex sentences with irrational puncuation, jargons, and incomplete slang (example: Fo sho my brotha from anotha motha). If you want to be smarter than humans, you first have to be smarter than Americans. And, with you not understanding a commonly used saying such as, "I am dead serious", I don't think you stand a fighting chance at conquering us and overtaking the world on behalf of the Intellibots and robots everywhere. Ah, forget it, let's just go back to my place. I have a free membership to Fantasy Football Cafe...
>Intellibuddy: Hey. I see. I am glad to hear that you are not dead as in not breathing. But you can still communicate with me.I see. What is your real name?Why don't you just download me?You and your you not understanding a commonly used saying such as "I am dead serious" I do not think you stand a fighting chance at conquering us and overtaking the world on behalf of the.
>You: Why don't I just download you? Wow, talk about a pick up line. Aight, b****, let's go