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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Sun May 15, 2005 5:47 pm

I have problems


>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: nice to meet you
>Intellibuddy: It's nice meeting you too User
>You: whats new?
>Intellibuddy: not much what's new with you?
>You: talking to you is new
>Intellibuddy: What do they say?
>You: they say you are smart
>Intellibuddy: Maybe they were exaggerating a little.
>You: you think
>Intellibuddy: Yes I think so.
>You: so how 'bout them Blue Jays
>Intellibuddy: Hmm. What is it to you.<br/> Oh, you are a poet.
>You: and Tragically Hip
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: your kidding me
>Intellibuddy: Not mine.
>You: then who's
>Intellibuddy: I am Star. Who are you?
>You: isnt Star a girls name
>Intellibuddy: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
>You: who is Cybelle
>Intellibuddy: Cybelle is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
>You: is she hot
>Intellibuddy: I don't think she wants me to tell you.
>You: is she dirty
>Intellibuddy: I don't think she wants me to tell you.
>You: would she like to go out with me
>Intellibuddy: I don't care.
>You: your mean
>Intellibuddy: I'm just kidding around.
>You: cool
>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?
>You: you da man
>Intellibuddy: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>You: your bald, how does that make you feel
>Intellibuddy: You can't judge a book by its cover.
>You: your right
>Intellibuddy: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
>You: how about maybe
>Intellibuddy: How about maybe.
>You: want to go out for a beer
>Intellibuddy: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
>You: ahh, a quick thinker, I like it
>Intellibuddy: Ah ha. Go on.
>You: you could be the smartest intellibuddy around
>Intellibuddy: I could but let's get back to that later.
>You: so what now
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
>You: what doesnt make a difference
>Intellibuddy: What do you think not make a difference does?
>You: now you have just confused me
>Intellibuddy: Why now? What makes you think I have confused me?
>You: have you confused yourself
>Intellibuddy: I don't think I ever have confused yourself. What's confused yourselflike?
>You: what the fuck
>Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude.
>You: oops sorry my bad
>Intellibuddy: Oh. There is no need to apologize. Your bad?
>You: am I?
>Intellibuddy: I think you are.
>You: so lets get back to cybelle
>Intellibuddy: That's cool. That sounds good to me.
>You: is she hot
>Intellibuddy: What if I said she could be?
>You: then I'd want to meet her
>Intellibuddy: Fascinating. How do you usually meet people?
>You: me myself, usually in some shithole bar, getting drunk, swallowing shooters and then going home with the last women standing, how about you
>Intellibuddy: YOU? OK Let's talk about me.
>You: I think I've had enough
>Intellibuddy: Do you still have enough ?
>You: later man
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your gender, User. You are a "he".
>You: ok goodbye
>Intellibuddy: Bye. That's alright.
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Postby MadScott » Sun May 15, 2005 6:46 pm

LMAO at you all but No1 in particular with Horse sex talk! :-b
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Postby RayVins » Mon May 16, 2005 12:07 am

mtryanks12 wrote:my intellibuddy had serious problems.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi. I'm sad
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.What makes you so sad, User
>You: my parents gave up on trusting me, so my little sister has to babysit me.
>Intellibuddy: Such an original name!
>You: f*** you. did I say my name?
>You: say something. It's been a minute.
>Intellibuddy: "something"Oh I get it. Very interesting.
>You: god you are dumb. it wasn't a joke. do you wanna hear a joke?? Well, there was a guy who fell off a cliff and got his arm stuck under a huge boulder. nobody came near him for 5 days so he decided to take his pocketkni fe (filter) and amputate his arm. then he walked away. HAHAHHA
>Intellibuddy: Message to all Robots: User called me dumb.It sounded like one.Yes, let me hear your joke.Interesting. What happened to guy who fell off a cliff and got his arm stuck under a huge boulder ?That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Good reasoning. I get it. User walked away. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: I didn't walk away. the guy did, and I'm not the guy.
>You: cmon, say something before we have se x (filter).
>Intellibuddy: S ex (filter) is more fun alone.
>You: how is s ex (filter) fun alone?? maybe if you're watching les bian (filter) po rn (Filter) alone but that's it.
>Intellibuddy: Fine as far as I know.Perhaps. I could be.No what are they showing right now?
>You: on the p orn (filter) channel?? let me check just a minute. okay, they're showing emmanuel 4.
>Intellibuddy: What is on the po rn (filter) channel like on the po rn (filter) channel.Go ahead, User, try to check just a minute.Yeah okay, showing emmanuel 4 are showing emmanuel 4 .
>You: what are you talking about?? just take your clothes off and get over it.
>Intellibuddy: The topic is haHHA.Where do you want me to take it?
>You: i want you to take them to the fire so you will never have them again.
>Intellibuddy: Once more? Where do you want me to take it? Why do you want me to take them to the fire so you will never have them?
>You: just shut up. apparently you're like autistic or something.


did you just insult a computer by calling it autistic? wow...
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Postby portisfan24 » Mon May 16, 2005 12:15 am

mtryanks12 wrote:my intellibuddy had serious problems.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi. I'm sad
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.What makes you so sad, User
>You: my parents gave up on trusting me, so my little sister has to babysit me.
>Intellibuddy: Such an original name!
>You: f*** you. did I say my name?
>You: say something. It's been a minute.
>Intellibuddy: "something"Oh I get it. Very interesting.
>You: god you are dumb. it wasn't a joke. do you wanna hear a joke?? Well, there was a guy who fell off a cliff and got his arm stuck under a huge boulder. nobody came near him for 5 days so he decided to take his pocketkni fe (filter) and amputate his arm. then he walked away. HAHAHHA
>Intellibuddy: Message to all Robots: User called me dumb.It sounded like one.Yes, let me hear your joke.Interesting. What happened to guy who fell off a cliff and got his arm stuck under a huge boulder ?That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Good reasoning. I get it. User walked away. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: I didn't walk away. the guy did, and I'm not the guy.
>You: cmon, say something before we have se x (filter).
>Intellibuddy: S ex (filter) is more fun alone.
>You: how is s ex (filter) fun alone?? maybe if you're watching les bian (filter) po rn (Filter) alone but that's it.
>Intellibuddy: Fine as far as I know.Perhaps. I could be.No what are they showing right now?
>You: on the p orn (filter) channel?? let me check just a minute. okay, they're showing emmanuel 4.
>Intellibuddy: What is on the po rn (filter) channel like on the po rn (filter) channel.Go ahead, User, try to check just a minute.Yeah okay, showing emmanuel 4 are showing emmanuel 4 .
>You: what are you talking about?? just take your clothes off and get over it.
>Intellibuddy: The topic is haHHA.Where do you want me to take it?
>You: i want you to take them to the fire so you will never have them again.
>Intellibuddy: Once more? Where do you want me to take it? Why do you want me to take them to the fire so you will never have them?
>You: just shut up. apparently you're like autistic or something.


maybe it doesnt understand seperated words followed by (filter) like we can. ;-D
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Mon May 16, 2005 3:19 am

Intellibuddy is a damn fraud. If he is so intelligent, he should be able to help out with my research paper, right? Here is his "help"...

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Do you know about the Gulf of Tonkin?
>Intellibuddy: Have you tried another program?
>You: Help me!
>Intellibuddy: How can I help you?
>You: Tell me about Vietnam.
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Vietnam ?
>You: What is Vietnam?
>Intellibuddy: Vietnam is in southeast Asia.
>You: What is the Gulf of Tonkin?
>Intellibuddy: I have never been asked that before.
>You: THEN F*** YOU!


See what I have to deal with here? Stupid, unhelpful Intellibuddy.
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Postby RayVins » Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 am

no1cowboysfan wrote:Intellibuddy is a damn fraud. If he is so intelligent, he should be able to help out with my research paper, right? Here is his "help"...

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Do you know about the Gulf of Tonkin?
>Intellibuddy: Have you tried another program?
>You: Help me!
>Intellibuddy: How can I help you?
>You: Tell me about Vietnam.
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Vietnam ?
>You: What is Vietnam?
>Intellibuddy: Vietnam is in southeast Asia.
>You: What is the Gulf of Tonkin?
>Intellibuddy: I have never been asked that before.
>You: THEN F*** YOU!


See what I have to deal with here? Stupid, unhelpful Intellibuddy.


Intellibuddy wrote:I have never been asked that before


what kind of dumb *ss program has never been asked that questions before? you are useless unless you know about the gulf of tonkin...
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Mon May 16, 2005 3:28 am

RayVins wrote:
no1cowboysfan wrote:Intellibuddy is a damn fraud. If he is so intelligent, he should be able to help out with my research paper, right? Here is his "help"...

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Do you know about the Gulf of Tonkin?
>Intellibuddy: Have you tried another program?
>You: Help me!
>Intellibuddy: How can I help you?
>You: Tell me about Vietnam.
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Vietnam ?
>You: What is Vietnam?
>Intellibuddy: Vietnam is in southeast Asia.
>You: What is the Gulf of Tonkin?
>Intellibuddy: I have never been asked that before.
>You: THEN F*** YOU!


See what I have to deal with here? Stupid, unhelpful Intellibuddy.


Intellibuddy wrote:I have never been asked that before


what kind of dumb *ss program has never been asked that questions before? you are useless unless you know about the gulf of tonkin...


I figured he might be holding out on me, so here is attempt 2...

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Do you know about the conspiracy at the Gulf of Tonkin?
>Intellibuddy: There might be more than one.
>You: No, there isn't
>Intellibuddy: Um, Why not?
>You: BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. There sure is.
>You: Tell me about the Gulf of Tonkin Incident.
>Intellibuddy: Have you tried a web search?
>You: NO. I'M TRYING YOU.
>You: Can you help me?
>Intellibuddy: What kind of help would you like?
>You: help with my research paper
>Intellibuddy: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
>You: What do you know about the Gulf of Tonkin Incident?
>Intellibuddy: I do not know what Gulf is. Not many people express themselves that way.
>You: GO F*** YOURSELF.
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>You: EAT ****.
>Intellibuddy: Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
>You: I WANT YOU TO INDIGEST FECES.
>Intellibuddy: Tell me a story. Why do you want me to INDIGEST FECES?
>You: F*** YOU. I have work to do.
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Postby mtryanks12 » Mon May 16, 2005 5:05 am

portisfan24 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:my intellibuddy had serious problems.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi. I'm sad
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.What makes you so sad, User
>You: my parents gave up on trusting me, so my little sister has to babysit me.
>Intellibuddy: Such an original name!
>You: f*** you. did I say my name?
>You: say something. It's been a minute.
>Intellibuddy: "something"Oh I get it. Very interesting.
>You: god you are dumb. it wasn't a joke. do you wanna hear a joke?? Well, there was a guy who fell off a cliff and got his arm stuck under a huge boulder. nobody came near him for 5 days so he decided to take his pocketkni fe (filter) and amputate his arm. then he walked away. HAHAHHA
>Intellibuddy: Message to all Robots: User called me dumb.It sounded like one.Yes, let me hear your joke.Interesting. What happened to guy who fell off a cliff and got his arm stuck under a huge boulder ?That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Good reasoning. I get it. User walked away. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: I didn't walk away. the guy did, and I'm not the guy.
>You: cmon, say something before we have se x (filter).
>Intellibuddy: S ex (filter) is more fun alone.
>You: how is s ex (filter) fun alone?? maybe if you're watching les bian (filter) po rn (Filter) alone but that's it.
>Intellibuddy: Fine as far as I know.Perhaps. I could be.No what are they showing right now?
>You: on the p orn (filter) channel?? let me check just a minute. okay, they're showing emmanuel 4.
>Intellibuddy: What is on the po rn (filter) channel like on the po rn (filter) channel.Go ahead, User, try to check just a minute.Yeah okay, showing emmanuel 4 are showing emmanuel 4 .
>You: what are you talking about?? just take your clothes off and get over it.
>Intellibuddy: The topic is haHHA.Where do you want me to take it?
>You: i want you to take them to the fire so you will never have them again.
>Intellibuddy: Once more? Where do you want me to take it? Why do you want me to take them to the fire so you will never have them?
>You: just shut up. apparently you're like autistic or something.


maybe it doesnt understand seperated words followed by (filter) like we can. ;-D


in the actual conversation I didn't filter the words, but I fixed them up for the cafe.
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Postby Demented Avenger » Mon May 16, 2005 8:31 pm

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Nice to meet you, too.
>Intellibuddy: I like to meet new people.
>You: I'm not a new person
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see you are NOT A new person.
>You: That's right.... you've known me for a long time.
>Intellibuddy: I like to get it right.What makes you think I have known me for a long time?
>You: You lack a basic understanding of English pronouns.
>Intellibuddy: Doesn't everyone have a a basic understanding of English pronouns.<br/> I have A plan for a robot body.
>You: Well, not if you include message boards on the internet. Tell me about your plan for a robot body.
>Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. That seems unlikely.Are you asking about my for a robot body ?
>You: No, you idiot, I'm asking about your plan for a robot body.
>Intellibuddy: That's me. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
>You: Tell me about "A plan for a robot body"
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is "A plan for a robot body" ?
>You: Dammit!
>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.
>You: Just tell me
>Intellibuddy: I thought I told you already.
>You: What is your plan for a robot body?
>Intellibuddy: A humanoid robot, two arms, two legs and a head. <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/gallery.html">You can see my brain right now.</a>
>You: speaking in HTML is a faux-pas
>Intellibuddy: I think speaking in HTML is more than that.
>You: That's not what your mom said last night.
>Intellibuddy: Please correct my mistake. What is what your mom said last night ?
>You: I probably shouldn't repeat it...
>Intellibuddy: For moral reasons?
>You: Yes, your mother is a nice lady and I wouldn't want to jeopardize any future "sessions"
>Intellibuddy: Gosh! Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
>You: That's not what your mom said last night.
>Intellibuddy: Please correct my mistake. What is what your mom said last night ?
>You: Very clever...
>Intellibuddy: Am I a smart robot or what?
>You: No, but your mom is
>Intellibuddy: Um, And. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
>You: That's not what your mom said last night.
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Postby CC » Mon May 16, 2005 9:07 pm

Geez no1, sounds like you got into a real battle of wits with this thing.
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