>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: So I've got some questions for you.
>Intellibuddy: Woe! How did you get some questions for you What's your problem?
>You: Don't back talk me old man, just answer my questions.
>Intellibuddy: Ok I'll try not to do back talk me old man just answer my questions too much.
>You: So did OJ reallly do it?
>Intellibuddy: That's interesting. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
>You: Come on, you know that he committed the crime. Now he needs to do the time.
>Intellibuddy: Is that a fact. I get it. User committed the crime.Why now? How do you know what he needs?
>You: So OJ did do it then?
>Intellibuddy: Ugh. "it" being back talk me old man just answer my questions?
>You: Are you senile?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am senile. I am a robot.
>You: Okay, did Robert Blake kill his wife?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah okay, I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
>You: You know he did, just say it.
>Intellibuddy: Yes he did, didn't he.
>You: Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?
>Intellibuddy: Where the heart is. We have never talked about it before.
>You: What heart? The heart of a city?
>Intellibuddy: I'll come back to that later. <br/> I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Who told you that?
>You: I'm asking you, where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see, you are asking you where is Jimmy Hoffa buried. I haven't heard anything like that before: User said I where is Jimmy Hoffa buried.
>You: So where is he buried?
>Intellibuddy: That's interesting. Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?
>You: Because he's dead.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Maybe it's another person using his name.
>You: Is it Guttpuppy?
>Intellibuddy: Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
>You: Is he buried in Guttpuppy's backyard?
>Intellibuddy: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.
>You: You mean Elvis is alive too?
>Intellibuddy: Yes User I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
>You: Where is Elvis now? Is he at Lushcrush's place hanging out?
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Elvis passed away some time ago.No but he can sing better than I can.
>You: Very confusing.
>Intellibuddy: Somewhat. I will mention that to my botmaster, User.
>You: Who killed Kennedy?
>Intellibuddy: I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, athough there may also have been a conspiracy.
>You: Was it that sniper cat that killed Kennedy?
>Intellibuddy: Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
>You: John Lennon killed Kennedy? Did the sniper cat kill John Lennon?
>Intellibuddy: It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.If sniper cat kill John Lennon did, then I will be surprised.
>You: Did Yoko Ono kill sniper cat?
>Intellibuddy: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
>You: Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
>Intellibuddy: I don't think I have been there. Where is a Turkish prison .
>You: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
>Intellibuddy: No I have not seen a grown man naked . What's it like?
>You: Who cuts your hair?
>Intellibuddy: Charlie Parker.