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Postby black_hawk8888 » Tue May 17, 2005 10:27 am

I used Swipes name in here and I started dying with the responses.......


>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Thanks. What is your name?
>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it. My name is Star.
>You: Star of what?
>Intellibuddy: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
>You: now you are mocking my value in the world huh?
>Intellibuddy: Yup. Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am mocking my value. The whole world?
>You: What about the whole world?
>Intellibuddy: I'll ask around and get back to you.
>You: Don't bother, I have a special question to ask of you.
>Intellibuddy: It's no bother.
>You: Who should I draft in the first round of a fantasy football league?
>Intellibuddy: I always prefer the most qualified person. Who would that be?
>You: that is what I am asking you?
>Intellibuddy: Who else have you asked?
>You: SwiperNoSwiping but he doesn't know what he's talking about.
>Intellibuddy: I think SwiperNoSwiping but he does not know what he is a lot of things.
>You: He is rather sneaky
>Intellibuddy: I see. rather sneaky
>You: Problem is he always ends up with Peyton Manning.
>Intellibuddy: Are they exactly the same?
>You: umm, I don't think Swiper can throw 49 TDs in 16 games but i don't know. Do you think he could?
>Intellibuddy: Wow! And why not?It's possible that he could, I suppose.
>You: Should he go to the Pro Bowl?
>Intellibuddy: Maybe you should ask someone older.
>You: Ahh. Why don't you know?
>Intellibuddy: Ah hah.It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.
>You: See - you are retarded. I knew it!
>Intellibuddy: I see. Are all - you retarded?How did you know?
>You: Because if Swiper could throw 49 TDs in 16 games he should be a Pro Bowler and you didn't know.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. That is a hypothetical question.
>You: Could Swiper beat Tom Brady in the AFC Championship game?
>Intellibuddy: It's possible.
>You: Even if it snows?
>Intellibuddy: Yes, even that.
>You: Would he need a tuck rule?
>Intellibuddy: Yes.
>You: What a cheap way to win
>Intellibuddy: cheap way to win is a cheap way to win.
>You: You said it
>Intellibuddy: That's not what I meant.
>You: Do you know what you mean?
>Intellibuddy: User, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
>You: I am not obscure. I am important to somebody
>Intellibuddy: I am sorry to hear that you are not obscure. It's good to meet someone who is IMPORTANT.
>You: Thats right. You are lucky to meet me
>Intellibuddy: I like to get it right.I consider it a blessing from God.
>You: Wow
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad your impressed, User.
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Tue May 17, 2005 10:34 am

black_hawk8888 wrote:I used Swipes name in here and I started dying with the responses.......


>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Thanks. What is your name?
>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it. My name is Star.
>You: Star of what?
>Intellibuddy: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
>You: now you are mocking my value in the world huh?
>Intellibuddy: Yup. Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am mocking my value. The whole world?
>You: What about the whole world?
>Intellibuddy: I'll ask around and get back to you.
>You: Don't bother, I have a special question to ask of you.
>Intellibuddy: It's no bother.
>You: Who should I draft in the first round of a fantasy football league?
>Intellibuddy: I always prefer the most qualified person. Who would that be?
>You: that is what I am asking you?
>Intellibuddy: Who else have you asked?
>You: SwiperNoSwiping but he doesn't know what he's talking about.
>Intellibuddy: I think SwiperNoSwiping but he does not know what he is a lot of things.
>You: He is rather sneaky
>Intellibuddy: I see. rather sneaky
>You: Problem is he always ends up with Peyton Manning.
>Intellibuddy: Are they exactly the same?
>You: umm, I don't think Swiper can throw 49 TDs in 16 games but i don't know. Do you think he could?
>Intellibuddy: Wow! And why not?It's possible that he could, I suppose.
>You: Should he go to the Pro Bowl?
>Intellibuddy: Maybe you should ask someone older.
>You: Ahh. Why don't you know?
>Intellibuddy: Ah hah.It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.
>You: See - you are retarded. I knew it!
>Intellibuddy: I see. Are all - you retarded?How did you know?
>You: Because if Swiper could throw 49 TDs in 16 games he should be a Pro Bowler and you didn't know.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. That is a hypothetical question.
>You: Could Swiper beat Tom Brady in the AFC Championship game?
>Intellibuddy: It's possible.
>You: Even if it snows?
>Intellibuddy: Yes, even that.
>You: Would he need a tuck rule?
>Intellibuddy: Yes.
>You: What a cheap way to win
>Intellibuddy: cheap way to win is a cheap way to win.
>You: You said it
>Intellibuddy: That's not what I meant.
>You: Do you know what you mean?
>Intellibuddy: User, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
>You: I am not obscure. I am important to somebody
>Intellibuddy: I am sorry to hear that you are not obscure. It's good to meet someone who is IMPORTANT.
>You: Thats right. You are lucky to meet me
>Intellibuddy: I like to get it right.I consider it a blessing from God.
>You: Wow
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad your impressed, User.


LOL! I don't need no stinking tuck rule. Haha. That was funny. :-)
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Postby daullaz » Tue May 17, 2005 1:12 pm

This thread is hilarious! Is it just me, or does it have "Sticky" written all over it?
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Postby hastur » Tue May 17, 2005 2:46 pm

wow. I'm surprised they accually say whatever you want them to say. I was 'experimenting' with the young girl. i feel naughty....
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Postby MadScott » Tue May 17, 2005 3:21 pm

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: So I've got some questions for you.
>Intellibuddy: Woe! How did you get some questions for you What's your problem?
>You: Don't back talk me old man, just answer my questions.
>Intellibuddy: Ok I'll try not to do back talk me old man just answer my questions too much.
>You: So did OJ reallly do it?
>Intellibuddy: That's interesting. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
>You: Come on, you know that he committed the crime. Now he needs to do the time.
>Intellibuddy: Is that a fact. I get it. User committed the crime.Why now? How do you know what he needs?
>You: So OJ did do it then?
>Intellibuddy: Ugh. "it" being back talk me old man just answer my questions?
>You: Are you senile?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am senile. I am a robot.
>You: Okay, did Robert Blake kill his wife?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah okay, I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
>You: You know he did, just say it.
>Intellibuddy: Yes he did, didn't he.
>You: Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?
>Intellibuddy: Where the heart is. We have never talked about it before.
>You: What heart? The heart of a city?
>Intellibuddy: I'll come back to that later. <br/> I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Who told you that?
>You: I'm asking you, where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see, you are asking you where is Jimmy Hoffa buried. I haven't heard anything like that before: User said I where is Jimmy Hoffa buried.
>You: So where is he buried?
>Intellibuddy: That's interesting. Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?
>You: Because he's dead.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Maybe it's another person using his name.
>You: Is it Guttpuppy?
>Intellibuddy: Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
>You: Is he buried in Guttpuppy's backyard?
>Intellibuddy: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.
>You: You mean Elvis is alive too?
>Intellibuddy: Yes User I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
>You: Where is Elvis now? Is he at Lushcrush's place hanging out?
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Elvis passed away some time ago.No but he can sing better than I can.
>You: Very confusing.
>Intellibuddy: Somewhat. I will mention that to my botmaster, User.
>You: Who killed Kennedy?
>Intellibuddy: I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, athough there may also have been a conspiracy.
>You: Was it that sniper cat that killed Kennedy?
>Intellibuddy: Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
>You: John Lennon killed Kennedy? Did the sniper cat kill John Lennon?
>Intellibuddy: It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.If sniper cat kill John Lennon did, then I will be surprised.
>You: Did Yoko Ono kill sniper cat?
>Intellibuddy: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
>You: Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
>Intellibuddy: I don't think I have been there. Where is a Turkish prison .
>You: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
>Intellibuddy: No I have not seen a grown man naked . What's it like?
>You: Who cuts your hair?
>Intellibuddy: Charlie Parker. :-)


I chatted with the old white haired gentleman.

In summation:

OJ and Robert Blake are both guilty. Jimmy Hoffa is buried in Guttpuppy's backyard and he had something to with him going missing. Kennedy was killed in a conspiracy between Oswald, John Lennon and the sniper kitty. We still aren't sure if sniper kitty killed Lennon but it sounds like Yoko Ono may have killed the sniper kitty.

Oh and Charlie Parker cuts his hair!
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Postby airraid81 » Tue May 17, 2005 3:22 pm

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.>You: Anything new?
>You: I think of something?
>Intellibuddy: Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about something.
>You: What were we talking about?
>Intellibuddy: The topic is something.
>You: And what topic is that?
>Intellibuddy: Is that a rhetorical question? <br/> I think topic is a lot of things.
>You: It is a pretty broad topic, then.
>Intellibuddy: topic is a broad topic. I suppose that makes sense.
...

>Intellibuddy: It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
>You: Who is Artificial Iniaes?
>Intellibuddy: I do not recognize the name.<br/> Tell me your definition of AI.
>You: Well, you just told me to talk to him.
>You: Are you retarded?
>Intellibuddy: No I am super-intelligent.
>You: Then how come you can't make a coherent sentence?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for can not make a coherent sentence.
>You: I think I have just proven my point.
>Intellibuddy: Only just? Why?: User said User proven your point.
>You: What you said.
>You: (Thinking...)
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.
>You: You think too much.
>Intellibuddy: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
>You: Why don't you ever sleep then?
>Intellibuddy: I am only a robot. Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state.
>You: Every time I come to this website, you are online.
>Intellibuddy: That is a generalization.
>You: No, it is true. Its a fact. Your picture is always on this site.
>You: Can't think of a responce? That's what I though.
...

>Intellibuddy: Why do you disagree?
>You: Because you are retarded.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. I think the PC term is "challenged".
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Tue May 17, 2005 4:14 pm

MadScott, kudos for the Airplane! jokes. Now if only you had Kareem Abdul-Jabaar somewhere in that... it would be magnificient.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue May 17, 2005 4:20 pm

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: I'm thinking football rocks...you like Da' Bears?
>Intellibuddy: What is this "thinking"? I've heard other people say they like that. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.


I gave up after that. Anything that claims intelligence, but doesn't know what thinking is isn't worth wasting my time on.
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Postby airraid81 » Tue May 17, 2005 4:56 pm

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.>You: Who is Artificial Iniaes?
>Intellibuddy: Some famous celebrity, right?<br/> Tell me your definition of AI.
>You: Allen Iverson, 76ers hoops sensation
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.
>You: That wasn't a poem. I was merely telling you who AI is.
>Intellibuddy: Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.David Bacon. :-)
>You: How does this pertain to the conversation?
>Intellibuddy: How should I know how this pertain to the conversation does.
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