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Postby airraid81 » Mon May 16, 2005 8:04 pm

airraid81 wrote:I have nothing to say about my Browns, so I must resort to bashing the Ravens and Steelers.


Okay, here I go bashing the Ravens and Steelers.

Why was Brian Billick so made that he lost his playbook?
A: He wasn't done coloring it.

What do you call a Steelers player with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a theif

What do you call 50 people sitting at home watching the playoffs?
A: the Ravens

What did Terry Bradshaw get on his SATs?
A: drool

What was recently raised to 65 in Western Pennslyvania? (It's not the speed limit.)
A: IQ
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Postby CC » Mon May 16, 2005 8:21 pm

LOL, I've used a lot of those jokes on Vikes fans.
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Postby deluxe_247 » Mon May 16, 2005 8:31 pm

be ready for the verbal beat -down bro. lots of steelers fans up in here...and youve already met rayvins. hard to fight that battle when your team will be fighting for its life to finish at .500 this year.

since you are kinda new here...thought id help make you feel a little more at home and in your environment so i included a couple pics of familiar things....

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the great thing about this pick is all your defensive players laying on the ground in the background watching as jamal runs in the endzone once again. must suck as he consistently owns your squad.

a couple others for your enjoyment:

TD, ed "defensive player of the year" reed.
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ray lewis laying the smacketh down.
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Postby airraid81 » Mon May 16, 2005 8:39 pm

I have just one thing to say: Braylan Edwards.
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Postby deluxe_247 » Mon May 16, 2005 8:44 pm

airraid81 wrote:I have just one thing to say: Braylan Edwards.


i have only three things to say: McAllister, Rolle, Reed. game over. }:-)
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Postby mtryanks12 » Mon May 16, 2005 9:10 pm

make that...

Mcalister, Rolle, Reed, DEMPS.
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Postby RayVins » Mon May 16, 2005 9:31 pm

airraid81 wrote:I have just one thing to say: Braylan Edwards.


did you mean... braylon edwards? the 3rd overall pick who dropped alot of balls throughout his college career?

airraid81 wrote:Okay, here I go bashing the Ravens and Steelers.

Why was Brian Billick so made that he lost his playbook?
A: He wasn't done coloring it.

What do you call a Steelers player with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a theif

What do you call 50 people sitting at home watching the playoffs?
A: the Ravens

What did Terry Bradshaw get on his SATs?
A: drool

What was recently raised to 65 in Western Pennslyvania? (It's not the speed limit.)
A: IQ


billick SB wins: 1
various CLE coach SB wins: 0

billick postseason record: 5-2
various CLE coach postseason record: 0-1

again... jamal lewis: 500 yds, 2 games

you have no room to talk, all you do is bash and tell stupid jokes (badly i might add) and you arent making many friends...

stretch this out now: donna summer in reverse order...
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Postby airraid81 » Tue May 17, 2005 2:54 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:make that...

Mcalister, Rolle, Reed, DEMPS.


How come you didn't mention Lewis?
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Postby RayVins » Tue May 17, 2005 3:51 pm

airraid81 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:make that...

Mcalister, Rolle, Reed, DEMPS.


How come you didn't mention Lewis?


lets see here...

i know you can figure this one out...

reed... hes a safety right?
demps... a safety right?
mcalister... a CB rights?
rolle... a CB right?

could it be, now ill go slow for you, he was talking about... our secondary?!?!?! wow...
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Postby airraid81 » Tue May 17, 2005 5:01 pm

Hell, you don't need a secondary. Ray Lewis is so good that he can shut down an offense by himself.
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