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Postby mtryanks12 » Wed May 25, 2005 2:01 pm

MeShawn wrote:
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Tiki wrote:Hmm I have known people who have gotten action in 6th grade! not but action I dunno if I can say what they got but it wasn't just bases or a handy.

At my school, the ultra-preps and sl uts (filter) starting in 3rd and 4th grade.



I'm choking on my laughter.


it's actually true though. I was new to my current school in 3rd grade, so in 3rd grade everyone thought I was a weirdo adn when I asked for action, they ran away thinking I was an alien or something. :-b
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Postby kanezfan11 » Wed May 25, 2005 2:09 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:
MeShawn wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
Tiki wrote:Hmm I have known people who have gotten action in 6th grade! not but action I dunno if I can say what they got but it wasn't just bases or a handy.

At my school, the ultra-preps and sl uts (filter) starting in 3rd and 4th grade.



I'm choking on my laughter.


it's actually true though. I was new to my current school in 3rd grade, so in 3rd grade everyone thought I was a weirdo adn when I asked for action, they ran away thinking I was an alien or something. :-b


You're killin' me man!

I can't get enough of this, and can't picture an 8 or 9 year old asking for "action" either.

This is pretty close to being the best thread, if not already. I'm about to have a heart attack. :-b
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Postby mtryanks12 » Wed May 25, 2005 2:44 pm

kanezfan11 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
MeShawn wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
Tiki wrote:Hmm I have known people who have gotten action in 6th grade! not but action I dunno if I can say what they got but it wasn't just bases or a handy.

At my school, the ultra-preps and sl uts (filter) starting in 3rd and 4th grade.



I'm choking on my laughter.


it's actually true though. I was new to my current school in 3rd grade, so in 3rd grade everyone thought I was a weirdo adn when I asked for action, they ran away thinking I was an alien or something. :-b


You're killin' me man!

I can't get enough of this, and can't picture an 8 or 9 year old asking for "action" either.

This is pretty close to being the best thread, if not already. I'm about to have a heart attack. :-b



Me: "Excuse me _______-(name of a h ot (filter) 3rd grader)
Her: "Yes, alien??"
Me: "I..I I I...I want to be on you."
Her: ""Eeekk, ewww!! The alien is ra ping (filter) me!!!"

My third grade experiences ^^^ :-b :-b
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed May 25, 2005 2:52 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:
kanezfan11 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
MeShawn wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
Tiki wrote:Hmm I have known people who have gotten action in 6th grade! not but action I dunno if I can say what they got but it wasn't just bases or a handy.

At my school, the ultra-preps and sl uts (filter) starting in 3rd and 4th grade.



I'm choking on my laughter.


it's actually true though. I was new to my current school in 3rd grade, so in 3rd grade everyone thought I was a weirdo adn when I asked for action, they ran away thinking I was an alien or something. :-b


You're killin' me man!

I can't get enough of this, and can't picture an 8 or 9 year old asking for "action" either.

This is pretty close to being the best thread, if not already. I'm about to have a heart attack. :-b



Me: "Excuse me _______-(name of a h ot (filter) 3rd grader)
Her: "Yes, alien??"
Me: "I..I I I...I want to be on you."
Her: ""Eeekk, ewww!! The alien is ra ping (filter) me!!!"

My third grade experiences ^^^ :-b :-b


My face hurts, this is hilarious.
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Postby J2thez929 » Wed May 25, 2005 2:53 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:
kanezfan11 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
MeShawn wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
Tiki wrote:Hmm I have known people who have gotten action in 6th grade! not but action I dunno if I can say what they got but it wasn't just bases or a handy.

At my school, the ultra-preps and sl uts (filter) starting in 3rd and 4th grade.



I'm choking on my laughter.


it's actually true though. I was new to my current school in 3rd grade, so in 3rd grade everyone thought I was a weirdo adn when I asked for action, they ran away thinking I was an alien or something. :-b


You're killin' me man!

I can't get enough of this, and can't picture an 8 or 9 year old asking for "action" either.

This is pretty close to being the best thread, if not already. I'm about to have a heart attack. :-b



Me: "Excuse me _______-(name of a h ot (filter) 3rd grader)
Her: "Yes, alien??"
Me: "I..I I I...I want to be on you."
Her: ""Eeekk, ewww!! The alien is ra ping (filter) me!!!"

My third grade experiences ^^^ :-b :-b


First off, I don't think here is such a thing as a h ot third-grader. Secondly, "I want to be on you" is just a terrible line to say to a girl. You need plenty of work there Mtr ;-D
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Postby The Lung » Wed May 25, 2005 3:29 pm

Well he was only in third grade then. Girls might as well still have cooties at that age.

As a venerable eighth grader and now 13 years old, Mtryanks' lines are likely much more polished now. It seems to be working, he got to first base (frenching) recently!
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Postby mtryanks12 » Wed May 25, 2005 4:03 pm

J2thez929 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
kanezfan11 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
MeShawn wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
Tiki wrote:Hmm I have known people who have gotten action in 6th grade! not but action I dunno if I can say what they got but it wasn't just bases or a handy.

At my school, the ultra-preps and sl uts (filter) starting in 3rd and 4th grade.



I'm choking on my laughter.


it's actually true though. I was new to my current school in 3rd grade, so in 3rd grade everyone thought I was a weirdo adn when I asked for action, they ran away thinking I was an alien or something. :-b


You're killin' me man!

I can't get enough of this, and can't picture an 8 or 9 year old asking for "action" either.

This is pretty close to being the best thread, if not already. I'm about to have a heart attack. :-b



Me: "Excuse me _______-(name of a h ot (filter) 3rd grader)
Her: "Yes, alien??"
Me: "I..I I I...I want to be on you."
Her: ""Eeekk, ewww!! The alien is ra ping (filter) me!!!"

My third grade experiences ^^^ :-b :-b


First off, I don't think here is such a thing as a h ot third-grader. Secondly, "I want to be on you" is just a terrible line to say to a . You need plenty of work there Mtr ;-D


I said the line hoping someone would notice it was from anchorman.

and I'm in 8th grade going to high school next year NOT A DAMN 7TH GRADER LIKE THE LITTLE WANNABEE WUSSIE ANNOYANCES AT MY SCHOOL.
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Postby myintrotoletyouknow » Wed May 25, 2005 4:15 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:I said the line hoping someone would notice it was from anchorman.

and I'm in 8th grade going to high school next year NOT A DAMN 7TH GRADER LIKE THE LITTLE WANNABEE WUSSIE ANNOYANCES AT MY SCHOOL.


hey now, you were a "little wannabee wussie annoyance" last year
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Postby mtryanks12 » Wed May 25, 2005 4:22 pm

you weren't even at the cafe last year so don't talk smack about me that you haven't experienced.

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