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Postby Manja » Sat May 28, 2005 6:06 pm

In a related story, some horse jockeys are being investigated for giving their horses Viagra. Investigators began being suspicious when a horse won a race by something other than a "nose".

God, I love Conan.
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Postby Goatwhacker » Sat May 28, 2005 6:14 pm

Manja wrote:In a related story, some horse jockeys are being investigated for giving their horses Viagra. Investigators began being suspicious when a horse won a race by something other than a "nose".

God, I love Conan.


I knew a guy who got a Viagra pill caught in his throat - it didn't seem to hurt him but he did experience a stiff neck.
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Sat May 28, 2005 9:04 pm

Manja wrote:
deluxe_247 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:dangit, I should stop taking my viagra now. It's not safe for me :-t


dont worry, your stuff will start working on its own soon...just give it a couple more years. :-)


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I didn't know Yanks was incompetent... You should take SNL's Boner Juice... It wasn't mentioned in this article.

Don't you mean impotent? Incompetent would mean he would not be skilled at doing something. Now who looks stupid? :-D
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Postby deluxe_247 » Sat May 28, 2005 10:00 pm

zing!
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Postby mtryanks12 » Sat May 28, 2005 10:03 pm

deluxe_247 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:dangit, I should stop taking my viagra now. It's not safe for me :-t


dont worry, your stuff will start working on its own soon...just give it a couple more years. :-)


I was kidding. I don't take that stuff. I get big enough s anyways. :-D
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Postby Manja » Sun May 29, 2005 4:12 am

34=Sweetness wrote:
Manja wrote:
deluxe_247 wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:dangit, I should stop taking my viagra now. It's not safe for me :-t


dont worry, your stuff will start working on its own soon...just give it a couple more years. :-)


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I didn't know Yanks was incompetent... You should take SNL's Boner Juice... It wasn't mentioned in this article.

Don't you mean impotent? Incompetent would mean he would not be skilled at doing something. Now who looks stupid? :-D


If he was impotent, he would be incompetent for that certain activity.
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Postby Tiki » Sun May 29, 2005 2:07 pm

Goatwhacker wrote:I knew a guy who got a Viagra pill caught in his throat - it didn't seem to hurt him but he did experience a stiff neck.
;-D :-b . Man is it good to young...
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