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Postby Calyxes » Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:51 pm

http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/starwars.html

Some pretty funny lines if you think about them in the wrong context.

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Postby Manja » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:02 pm

(taken out of context...)
Darth Vader: He told me.... To reach down into his pants... And then he told me I was strong in the force... Can we stop the tape? *sob*

God... I love Chappelle.

Anyhow.. this one's so wrong...

7. "I never knew I had it in me."
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Postby Charlie24 » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:34 pm

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"


Hilarious!! :-b
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Postby Azrael » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:03 pm

Wow, you just totally ruined Star Wars for me. :~(
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Postby mtryanks12 » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:32 am

5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."


this one totally made me spit out my OJ. :-b
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:37 am

What super-nerd knows all these lines by heart in order to to determine this? :-B
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Postby Redskins Win » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:55 am

4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher."



that's the ticket

How bout . . . "the force is strong in this one"
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Postby MadScott » Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:26 pm

34=Sweetness wrote:What super-nerd knows all these lines by heart in order to to determine this? :-B
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Postby VaderFin » Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:55 pm

"You've got something jammed in here real good" almost got me fired at work!
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