Warning to all that want to be fathers

[Flockers]

*Looks Down* YES! I am a minority!

Put the magnifying glass down, and look again.

[Mercer Boy]

Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands.

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed.

kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

Exactly...but what happens if I get to that part and I have a finger growing out of my wang because of my phthalate exposure?






Hmm, actually, I suppose if it turns out right, it could actually be better for me.

[Tiki]

Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands.

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed.

kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

Exactly...but what happens if I get to that part and I have a finger growing out of my wang because of my phthalate exposure?






Hmm, actually, I suppose if it turns out right, it could actually be better for me.

Well I haver heard this in movies and Tv shows, It's not the size it's how you use it!

[34=Sweetness]

Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands.

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed.

kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

Once again, Aww's hilarious comments never fail to bring smiles to our face. Usually at the expense of another member.

[MadScott]

So that's what happened.....Mother, I'll never forgive you or Mary Kay.....

LMAO! And your mom thought she was doing the family a favor by pimping this stuff.

[Sixxgunn]

Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands.

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed.

kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

Exactly...but what happens if I get to that part and I have a finger growing out of my wang because of my phthalate exposure?






Hmm, actually, I suppose if it turns out right, it could actually be better for me.

You could probably become a very famous porn actor, and wait...there are children present....must...not...get....perverted....

[Calyxes]

Them products had the revearse effect on me, thanks mom for using tons of makeup!

[Kensat30]

Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands.

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed.

kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

People nowadays get the order of 1 through 3 mixed up a bit sometimes.

[portisfan24]

Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands.

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed.

kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

People nowadays get the order of 1 through 3 mixed up a bit sometimes.

haha well one usually comes before 3, but 2 isnt always necessary

[SeaWolf]

Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands.

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed.

kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

People nowadays get the order of 1 through 3 mixed up a bit sometimes.

I did 6 before 4. Moved in one month before our son was born. Wasn't going to get married until we knew could live together as a family first. Proud to say been married over 5 years now, and child #2 is on the way.