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Postby Flockers » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:11 pm

Tiki wrote:*Looks Down* YES! I am a minority! ;-D


Put the magnifying glass down, and look again. :-b
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Postby Mercer Boy » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:20 pm

awwchrist wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands. 8-o

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed. :~(


kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

;-)


Exactly...but what happens if I get to that part and I have a finger growing out of my wang because of my phthalate exposure? :-o






Hmm, actually, I suppose if it turns out right, it could actually be better for me. ;-)
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Postby Tiki » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:31 pm

Mercer Boy wrote:
awwchrist wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands. 8-o

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed. :~(


kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

;-)


Exactly...but what happens if I get to that part and I have a finger growing out of my wang because of my phthalate exposure? :-o






Hmm, actually, I suppose if it turns out right, it could actually be better for me. ;-)
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:38 pm

awwchrist wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands. 8-o

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed. :~(


kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

;-)

Once again, Aww's hilarious comments never fail to bring smiles to our face. Usually at the expense of another member. :-b
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Postby MadScott » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:30 am

Sixxgunn wrote:So that's what happened.....Mother, I'll never forgive you or Mary Kay.....


LMAO! And your mom thought she was doing the family a favor by pimping this stuff. :-b
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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:49 am

Mercer Boy wrote:
awwchrist wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands. 8-o

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed. :~(


kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

;-)


Exactly...but what happens if I get to that part and I have a finger growing out of my wang because of my phthalate exposure? :-o






Hmm, actually, I suppose if it turns out right, it could actually be better for me. ;-)



You could probably become a very famous porn actor, and wait...there are children present....must...not...get....perverted....
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Postby Calyxes » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:31 pm

Them products had the revearse effect on me, thanks mom for using tons of makeup!
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Postby Kensat30 » Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:28 pm

awwchrist wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands. 8-o

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed. :~(


kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

;-)


People nowadays get the order of 1 through 3 mixed up a bit sometimes.
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Postby portisfan24 » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:48 pm

Kensat30 wrote:
awwchrist wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands. 8-o

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed. :~(


kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

;-)


People nowadays get the order of 1 through 3 mixed up a bit sometimes.



haha well one usually comes before 3, but 2 isnt always necessary ;-D
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Postby SeaWolf » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:29 pm

Kensat30 wrote:
awwchrist wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands. 8-o

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed. :~(


kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

;-)


People nowadays get the order of 1 through 3 mixed up a bit sometimes.


I did 6 before 4. Moved in one month before our son was born. Wasn't going to get married until we knew could live together as a family first. Proud to say been married over 5 years now, and child #2 is on the way. ;-D
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