Warning to all that want to be fathers

[Homeless]

Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands.

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed.

kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

LOL !

Thank god my mom was too poor to afford make up.

[creamdoorthirtyniner]

Well, that's just great. At my job we handle lots and lots of phthalates - not watered down stuff in perfumes...I'm taking straight stuff. We put then in 300 gallon bins. Dioctyl Phthalate, Diisodecyl Phthalate, Diisononyl Phthalate, Dibutyl Phthalate...we run the gambit. When we get samples to test in the lab, sometimes I get the stuff on my hands.

I knew it was an environmental hazard, but it is not labeled a poison.

I guess I'm doomed.

kiss a girl > girlfriend > round the bases > move in > get married > have kids.

I wouldn't worry too much mercer. You got a long way to go.

LOL !

Thank god my mom was too poor to afford make up.

LMAO! Wish I could say the same