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Postby houstonherdfan » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:38 pm

You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby hastur » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:47 pm

I hear she charges extra to remove her teeth....
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Postby mtryanks12 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:17 pm

So that's who I did last night! No wonder, she was all wrinkly, it didn't feel that good. Now all my questions about life have been answered....
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:21 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:So that's who I did last night! No wonder, she was all wrinkly, it didn't feel that good. Now all my questions about life have been answered....


No my friend, I'm afraid we may never find the answers to your life's questions. You're a sick man, yanker.
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Postby mtryanks12 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:25 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:So that's who I did last night! No wonder, she was all wrinkly, it didn't feel that good. Now all my questions about life have been answered....


No my friend, I'm afraid we may never find the answers to your life's questions. You're a sick man, yanker.


It was a joke. :-b :-b :-b :-b
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:26 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:So that's who I did last night! No wonder, she was all wrinkly, it didn't feel that good. Now all my questions about life have been answered....


No my friend, I'm afraid we may never find the answers to your life's questions. You're a sick man, yanker.


It was a joke. :-b :-b :-b :-b


Your life, a joke? Don't be so hard on yourself...
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Postby deluxe_247 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:37 pm

Law enforcement officials say Tursi admitted her role in the business, saying she took it over a few years ago from her daughter, who had died


you cant blame the old lady, shes just carrying on the family buisness :-o
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Postby catch22 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:49 am

Im sure it was her daughter last wishes. I can think of a couple ways to use that walker granny......oh dear, did i really say that or just think it...........................
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Postby Vikes_Fan2823 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:46 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:So that's who I did last night! No wonder, she was all wrinkly, it didn't feel that good. Now all my questions about life have been answered....


Ever here the one about Sandpaper Sally....... :-b
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Postby Manja » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:04 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:So that's who I did last night! No wonder, she was all wrinkly, it didn't feel that good. Now all my questions about life have been answered....


No my friend, I'm afraid we may never find the answers to your life's questions. You're a sick man, yanker.


It was a joke. :-b :-b :-b :-b


Your life, a joke? Don't be so hard on yourself...


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