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Postby chaindog35 » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:45 am

fine modern day reject: Maurice Clarett
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Postby CharginBrowns » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:02 am

Sixxgunn wrote:My God...it's 2005 and we are still making "slasher" jokes about OJ. Can't we move on to modern day rejects? :-[


come on, Freddie Mitchell has been ripped a fair amount on this thread
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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:10 pm

CharginBrowns wrote:
Sixxgunn wrote:My God...it's 2005 and we are still making "slasher" jokes about OJ. Can't we move on to modern day rejects? :-[


come on, Freddie Mitchell has been ripped a fair amount on this thread


And I do greatly appreciate a good Mitchell rip!
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Postby davidmarver » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:20 pm

PackerAttack84 wrote:Isn't that Brian Bosworth the guy from Without A Paddle, the one guy has a rookie card of him and they put in that box that they won't open 'til they go find DB Cooper?


Yep, that's him.
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Postby maddog60 » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:55 pm

CharginBrowns wrote:
Sixxgunn wrote:My God...it's 2005 and we are still making "slasher" jokes about OJ. Can't we move on to modern day rejects? :-[


come on, Freddie Mitchell has been ripped a fair amount on this thread


Not nearly enough.

I think the man should follow his true passion, which anyone could guess by looking at his style of dress. I mean, he's got a catchy name to start his business with, he's got the right threads, all he needs to find are some women with no self esteem and Freddie can live up to his image.

"Fred-ex, the official escort service of the ALF."
"Do you need a ho, but want to keep it on the down-low? Just Fred-ex it."
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Postby knownothings » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:31 pm

chaindog35 wrote:yeah, i think OJ's slashing running style would fit well on this team. Hoepfully he can make the cut.


booooooooo :-t


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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:14 pm

Cole Ford, the Raiders kicker who shot at Sigfried and Roy's home certainly deserves a spot on the team. The guy is a loon.
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Postby Kensat30 » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:46 pm

Who gets the start at coach: Steve Spurrier?
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:53 pm

Kensat30 wrote:Who gets the start at coach: Steve Spurrier?


That's a good call. I was thinking about Marty Morningwehg, the coach of the Detroit Lions who deferred to kick in any overtime game.
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Postby daullaz » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:20 pm

Martz as the coach. That's what actually inspired the thread.
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