All-Hilarious Team!

[chaindog35]

fine modern day reject: Maurice Clarett

[CharginBrowns]

My God...it's 2005 and we are still making "slasher" jokes about OJ. Can't we move on to modern day rejects?

come on, Freddie Mitchell has been ripped a fair amount on this thread

[Sixxgunn]

My God...it's 2005 and we are still making "slasher" jokes about OJ. Can't we move on to modern day rejects?

come on, Freddie Mitchell has been ripped a fair amount on this thread

And I do greatly appreciate a good Mitchell rip!

[davidmarver]

Isn't that Brian Bosworth the guy from Without A Paddle, the one guy has a rookie card of him and they put in that box that they won't open 'til they go find DB Cooper?

Yep, that's him.

[maddog60]

My God...it's 2005 and we are still making "slasher" jokes about OJ. Can't we move on to modern day rejects?

come on, Freddie Mitchell has been ripped a fair amount on this thread

Not nearly enough.

I think the man should follow his true passion, which anyone could guess by looking at his style of dress. I mean, he's got a catchy name to start his business with, he's got the right threads, all he needs to find are some women with no self esteem and Freddie can live up to his image.

"Fred-ex, the official escort service of the ALF."
"Do you need a ho, but want to keep it on the down-low? Just Fred-ex it."

[knownothings]

yeah, i think OJ's slashing running style would fit well on this team. Hoepfully he can make the cut.

booooooooo

[Dr. Duran Duran]

Cole Ford, the Raiders kicker who shot at Sigfried and Roy's home certainly deserves a spot on the team. The guy is a loon.

[Kensat30]

Who gets the start at coach: Steve Spurrier?

[Dr. Duran Duran]

Who gets the start at coach: Steve Spurrier?

That's a good call. I was thinking about Marty Morningwehg, the coach of the Detroit Lions who deferred to kick in any overtime game.

[daullaz]

Martz as the coach. That's what actually inspired the thread.