All-Hilarious Team!

[Dr. Duran Duran]

Martz as the coach. That's what actually inspired the thread.

Doh! I completely forgot about that. Well, we still need and coordinators, so Spurrier could be the OC.

[CharginBrowns]

Coach: Mike Martz. OC: Steve Spurrier.
QB: Ryan Leaf, Gus Frerotte, Todd Marinovich, Art Schlichter, Ron Mexico.
RB: Onterrio Smith,Rashaan Salaam, Lawrence Phillips.
FB: Najeh Davenport- I know he's a RB, but whenever he runs he reminds me of an FB, and quite frankly, I dont know who else to put here)
WR: Freddie Mitchell, Rae Carruth, Andre "Bad Moon" Rison (just cause he's with the argos now- GO ARGOS)
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr., Mark Chmura (he was good, but underage babysitter? ON THE TEAM)
K: Bill Grammatica
P: Todd Saurbraun
DB: Brian Bosworth, Eugene Robinson, Thomas Henderson
DL: Demetrius Underwood, Alonzo Spellman
O-Line: Tony Mandrich, Kyle Turley, Ross Verba

We're still short a couple players, and I'm having trouble, hence the team is carrying 5 QBs.

[Goatwhacker]

Coach: Mike Martz. OC: Steve Spurrier.
QB: Ryan Leaf, Gus Frerotte, Todd Marinovich, Art Schlichter, Ron Mexico.
RB: Onterrio Smith,Rashaan Salaam, Lawrence Phillips.
FB: Najeh Davenport- I know he's a RB, but whenever he runs he reminds me of an FB, and quite frankly, I dont know who else to put here)
WR: Freddie Mitchell, Rae Carruth, Andre "Bad Moon" Rison (just cause he's with the argos now- GO ARGOS)
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr., Mark Chmura (he was good, but underage babysitter? ON THE TEAM)
K: Bill Grammatica
P: Todd Saurbraun
DB: Brian Bosworth, Eugene Robinson, Thomas Henderson
DL: Demetrius Underwood, Alonzo Spellman
O-Line: Tony Mandrich, Kyle Turley, Ross Verba

We're still short a couple players, and I'm having trouble, hence the team is carrying 5 QBs.

Bosworth and Henderson were linebackers. Another defensive back that comes to mind is Mossy Cade, a Packer from the 80's who spent his third year in jail for sexual assault.

[Evolution]

We could always put Bill Romanowski on there. I mean, how many times have we seen him do something so dumb that it's funny?

[whoseyourdaddy12]

We could always put Bill Romanowski on there. I mean, how many times have we seen him do something so dumb that it's funny?

so many i lost count

[maddog60]

We could always put Bill Romanowski on there. I mean, how many times have we seen him do something so dumb that it's funny?

so many i lost count

My only question would be, was he too good? The guy clearly fits the mold of crazies we want on this team, but he's got himself quite an impressive career altogether.

[Dr. Duran Duran]

I can't recall, but wasn't former Dolphins RB, Cecil "The Diesel" Collins a true FB?

[ShoelessJoe]

What I don't understand is how you can have Martz and Spurrier on there without having those juicy colts coaches on there.

Let's go with some quotes:

Jim Mora: "PLAYOFFS!??!?!!?"

and then whoever was the coach when they said this, I don't remember who that colts coach was but: "Who the Hell is Mel Kiper Jr. I'll Pick whoever the hell I want to"

And how can you leave off Mel Kiper Jr with money quotes like these: "And that pick right there is why the Colts are at the top of the draft every year"

Just make Mel Kiper Jr like a special consultant for the team, or better yet, a talent evaluator.

[GMoney]

Mel Kipper Jr. = Player Personell Director

[Goatwhacker]

John Riggins was a true fullback I think and certainly a head case, but he was probably too good of a player to qualify for the list.