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Postby Jagfan21 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:03 pm

Danny Wuerrful 1996 Heisman Trophy Winner for the Florida Gators
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:25 pm

Jagfan21 wrote:Danny Wuerrful 1996 Heisman Trophy Winner for the Florida Gators


This guy is anything but a headcase. He's an ordained Christian minister and a role model cititzen from last I'd heard. He might have been a bit of a bust as a QB, but that doesn't make his eligible for this team.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:29 pm

ShoelessJoe wrote:and then whoever was the coach when they said this, I don't remember who that colts coach was but: "Who the Hell is Mel Kiper Jr. I'll Pick whoever the hell I want to"


That would be former Colts GM, Bill Tobin who said that. There's good reason why he's no longer around these days. With great selections like; Jeff George, Trev Alberts, Steve Emtman, Quentin Coryatt and Sean Dawkins in the 1st round, it's no wonder Bill Tobin is jobless these days.
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Postby Kensat30 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:26 pm

You forgot Bam Morris, he is pretty close to a FB. Nate Newton didn't make the cut?
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Postby daullaz » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:57 pm

Was Eugene Robinson the Falcon that got busted for soliciting an undercover cop for prostitution before the Super Bowl? Cause the guy that did that just came to my mind, but I think that was him, and he's already on the list.
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Postby MadScott » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:01 pm

daullaz wrote:Was Eugene Robinson the Falcon that got busted for soliciting an undercover cop for prostitution before the Super Bowl? Cause the guy that did that just came to my mind, but I think that was him, and he's already on the list.


Yeah, within days of being named the NFL man of the year no less. :-b
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:16 pm

Kensat30 wrote:You forgot Bam Morris, he is pretty close to a FB.


May as well add a KR/PR to our team. Tamarick Vanover got in trouble with Morris for the following deal gone wrong...

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On June 28, 2001, in Kansas City, Missouri, Byron "Bam" Morris was sentenced to 30 months imprisonment, and fined $10,000 for conspiracy to distribute marijuana and conspiracy to commit money laundering. Morris is a former Kansas City Chiefs running back.

Beginning in February 1999, Morris and two other co-conspirators conspired to distribute marijuana in Missouri and Kansas. The trafficking was financed by Morris’s former Kansas City Chiefs teammate, Tamarick Vanover, who told Morris that he needed help in satisfying a $99,000 debt to the IRS. Morris pleaded guilty to the violations on August 14, 2000. Vanover pleaded guilty on February 22, 2000, to one count of aiding and abetting the sale of a stolen vehicle that had crossed a state line. On November 16, 2000, he was sentenced to two months imprisonment, two months home detention, and ordered to pay a $10,000 fine.
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