Today's mystery pizza topping is...

[Mercer Boy]

Yeah, you guessed it.

KELLER, Texas - Four Keller High School cheerleaders were sent home early from camp after allegedly putting human feces on a pizza and trying to frame rival cheerleaders for the deed.

Cheerleaders from rival Fossil Ridge High School had sent the pizza to the Keller squad on the last night of a four-day camp at the University of Texas at Arlington. Less than an hour later, some Keller cheerleaders took the pizza to the Fossil Ridge sponsor, claiming that Fossil Ridge cheerleaders had doctored the pizza with feces.

After questioning, four Keller cheerleaders were sent home, cheerleaders and parents told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram for a story in Thursday's editions.

Federal laws bar officials from discussing the girls' discipline, but such an incident would be considered "serious misconduct," district spokesman Jason Meyer told the newspaper. He said punishment could include sending the girls to the district's disciplinary alternative high school and removing them from the team.

The day after the pizza prank, other Keller cheerleaders apologized and read a letter to the Fossil Ridge squad.

[A2theIzzo]

SICKKK

[SeaWolf]

Mmmmmmmmm, I think I'll stop for Pizza on the way home tonight.

[deluxe_247]

there were like "wow....these sausages look kinda weird"

thats pretty gross. i wonder if any of them ate any of it
also i assume the girls used their own poop i still like to believe sometimes that girls dont do that.

[The Miner Part 2]

that is so fing hot. betsey would love it...

[awwchrist]

I was like "oh my GAWD is that a peanut?! " And she was all like screaming "I think I see CORN!"

[SwiperNoSwiping]

I was like "oh my GAWD is that a peanut?! " And she was all like screaming "I think I see CORN!"

Holy crap, Aww that was great.

(Wow what a bad pun I accidentally made).

[deluxe_247]

I was like "oh my GAWD is that a peanut?! " And she was all like screaming "I think I see CORN!"

im going to have nightmares tonight

[mtryanks12]

This reminds me of an old memory of 7th grade:

This one brought in deer cr@p and gave it to this kid. The kid went around the cafeteria, asking anyone if they wanted some melted chocolate.

The ironic thing is that I was the person dumb enough to give him one dollar for it. I was about to lick the ziploc, but it smelled REAL bad. I was really dumb that day.

[34=Sweetness]

This reminds me of an old memory of 7th grade:

This one brought in deer cr@p and gave it to this kid. The kid went around the cafeteria, asking anyone if they wanted some melted chocolate.

The ironic thing is that I was the person dumb enough to give him one dollar for it. I was about to lick the ziploc, but it smelled REAL bad. I was really dumb that day.

So, you have no qualms about eating crap, or jumping into it.