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Postby SeaWolf » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:05 am

If we lived in the middle east we wouldn't be having this disscusion. They don't use toilet paper. They use a hose and thier hand. Trust me on this, I've use one before. :-P
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Postby A2theIzzo » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:22 am

SeaWolf wrote:If we lived in the middle east we wouldn't be having this disscusion. They don't use toilet paper. They use a hose and thier hand. Trust me on this, I've use one before. :-P


Do they use the palm of their hand or the back side?? :-b :-b :-b
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Postby SeaWolf » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:28 am

A2theIzzo wrote:
SeaWolf wrote:If we lived in the middle east we wouldn't be having this disscusion. They don't use toilet paper. They use a hose and thier hand. Trust me on this, I've use one before. :-P


Do they use the palm of their hand or the back side?? :-b :-b :-b


I've been looking for a picture.

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They hold the hose with thier right hand and wipe with thier left hand. NO TP.

Never show the palm of your left hand to someone from the middle east, they consider it an insult. Also they never eat with thier left hand , since that is the hand they wipe with.
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:35 am

That's pretty intense man. I'll pray for them tonight :-]
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Postby MadScott » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:31 pm

creamdoorthirtyniner wrote:That's pretty intense man. I'll pray for them tonight :-]


That sounds like a pretty left handed compliment to me. ;-7
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Postby Tiki » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:11 pm

For it depends on which way the roll already is, I'll use it both ways! As long as the TP is good I am happy ;-D
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Postby A2theIzzo » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:32 pm

I have another proof that Over is better:

When its over, you get to make eye contact with the little tear mark where ur supposed to tear at, gives you a clear look of where to tear from and how much power you need to use.
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Postby Goatwhacker » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:50 pm

A2theIzzo wrote:I have another proof that Over is better:

When its over, you get to make eye contact with the little tear mark where ur supposed to tear at, gives you a clear look of where to tear from and how much power you need to use.


When it's under, you can judge the next tear mark based on the visible tear mark preceding it and the diameter of the roll, leading to improved fine motor skills, spatial relationships, eye-hand coordination and judgement. This invariably leads to greater life achievements in all fields by those who prefer the Under.
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Postby A2theIzzo » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:13 pm

Goatwhacker wrote:
A2theIzzo wrote:I have another proof that Over is better:

When its over, you get to make eye contact with the little tear mark where ur supposed to tear at, gives you a clear look of where to tear from and how much power you need to use.


When it's under, you can judge the next tear mark based on the visible tear mark preceding it and the diameter of the roll, leading to improved fine motor skills, spatial relationships, eye-hand coordination and judgement. This invariably leads to greater life achievements in all fields by those who prefer the Under.


Oh man, didnt think of it that way.



Over still more reliable.
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Postby joshyboy72 » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:17 pm

Am I the only one who has never thought about any of this at all? I mean you guys sound like you have strategies for rolling it... :-b

I just wing it...
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