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Postby kanezfan11 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:13 pm

-Why SportsCenter is on every time I turn on the TV.
-How it's always 11:11 when I look at the clock.
-Why everything that can go wrong for fantasy baseball does.
-Why some (used loosely, since it's basically most) people are such idiots.
-Are some teachers bitter or is it in their job description to go out of their way to torture kids?
-Why my iPod battery dies in 20 minutes max.

Feel free to add to this list, just needed to get some random, frustrating/weird things off my chest. :-°
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Postby deluxe_247 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:15 pm

i can think of two off the top of my head...

-why do people always drive slow when im already late.
- why is it that no matter how early i set my clock in the moring to get up, i still manage to hit the snooze button enough times that im always running late.
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Postby VHawk15 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:25 pm

deluxe_247 wrote:i can think of one off the top of my head...

-why do people always drive slow when im already late.
- why is it that no matter how early i set my clock in the moring to get up, i still manage to hit the snooze button enough times that im always running late.


Why do people always miscalculate how many things they list?
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Postby deluxe_247 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:26 pm

VHawk15 wrote:
deluxe_247 wrote:i can think of one off the top of my head...

-why do people always drive slow when im already late.
- why is it that no matter how early i set my clock in the moring to get up, i still manage to hit the snooze button enough times that im always running late.


Why do people always miscalculate how many things they list?


i started with one, then came back and edited my post a few minutes later.
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Postby myintrotoletyouknow » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:30 pm

this ones work related

why is it that even though my light is on and im standing at my register, people still ask me if im open?
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Postby VHawk15 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:31 pm

deluxe_247 wrote:
VHawk15 wrote:
deluxe_247 wrote:i can think of one off the top of my head...

-why do people always drive slow when im already late.
- why is it that no matter how early i set my clock in the moring to get up, i still manage to hit the snooze button enough times that im always running late.


Why do people always miscalculate how many things they list?


i started with one, then came back and edited my post a few minutes later.


Just messin' with ya.

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Postby black_hawk8888 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:34 pm

Why does Swiper have a babysitter if he is a stay at home Dad?
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Postby deluxe_247 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:39 pm

black_hawk8888 wrote:Why does Swiper have a babysitter if he is a stay at home Dad?


LMAO :-b

-why is it that i can not spend money forever, then i go buy something big that i dont exactly need and shortly after something major that requires money comes up? (unexpected bill...accident, etc)
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Postby Flockers » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:44 pm

- Why is my check engine light always on?
- Why does someone always need the computer right before a live draft starts?
- Why does MTR still come to the cafe even though no one likes him?






Just kidding about the last one. Who could we bag on all the time if he wasn't here?
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:55 pm

black_hawk8888 wrote:Why does Swiper have a babysitter if he is a stay at home Dad?


Just think...You didn't even know me when we had a nanny.

Why does my cellphone die or have no signal everytime I need it?

Also, why is one of the first things I see on TV when I turn it on a commercial talking about '5 bars' and how great their service is?
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