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Postby portisfan24 » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:33 pm

Why does everyone know who Anna Nicole Smith is? She has no talent at anything.
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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:04 am

portisfan24 wrote:Why does everyone know who Anna Nicole Smith is? She has no talent at anything.


She did have "talent" about 8 or so years ago...when she was posing for Playboy's Playmate of the Year...nowadays - :-o :-P
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Postby VHawk15 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:05 am

Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:Why do people argue with me? I'm never wrong.


Except when you said that Domanick Davis was the next William Green. Remember that one? ;-)
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Postby mtryanks12 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:41 am

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joshyboy72 wrote:Why is it that we must buy the entire snowcone when all we really want is the delicious syrup?


have you ever tried to drink the syrup straight? back when i didnt drink, a few family members who did drink and i played a drinking game. because i didnt drink i ended up taking shots of grenadine instead, which is basically snow cone syrup, and puked more than the people drinking, it really is by itself


When I was little, I thought that a shirley temple was the grenadine straight, so I poured grenadine sstraight into my glass and drank the whole bottle. Not bad I must say. Really sweet though, and I had to buy my uncle a new bottle.......
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Postby dream_017 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:06 am

Here are some of my favorites:
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Why is it that the hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Why is it that the severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

Why aren't there enough days in the weekend
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Postby IRON CHEF » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:54 pm

J2thez929 wrote:Why do cars F up all the time but we can build a space station, in space, with the technology for people like there for years on end?



I was actually thinking about this today during school, and I came to the conclusion that the incredible space technology that we were able to achieve 35+ years ago was due to the pressure from the Cold War. Its amazing what we can achieve if we have a strong enough motive, and the space race drove America to amazing techonological feats, and at the same time caused the Soviets to spend away their money and cause their inevitable crumble. :-?
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Postby A2theIzzo » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:56 pm

Why do i always remember i forgot to do a homework assignment right after i get comfortable in my bed?
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Postby CC » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:32 pm

VHawk15 wrote:
Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:Why do people argue with me? I'm never wrong.


Except when you said that Domanick Davis was the next William Green. Remember that one? ;-)


I was hoping everyone forgot about that.
And I still stand behind my baseless statement.
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Postby A2theIzzo » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:46 pm

Why is Swiper in every Cafe league i look at?
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Postby MadScott » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:55 pm

Why does Walmart insist on having 78 year old females as security monitors at their exits?

I'm all for hiring the elderly and don't have anything against females working in whatever endevour they choose, but at 78, come on. I mean, what push her over and her hip is broke?
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