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Postby catch22 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:49 pm

A2theIzzo wrote:Why is it always 9:11 when i look at the clock.

Is it saying something to me??


Me too....

-Why do we call Richard Dick and William Bill????

-Why is a FG measured from where its kicked and a punt is measured from the line of scrimmage?

-Why cant I spell when I type?
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Postby Vikes Rule 88 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:20 pm

Why are the HDTV commercials trying showing HDTV on my normal TV?
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Postby portisfan24 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:33 pm

Why does the phone ring every time Im dropping the kids off at the pool?
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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:33 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:
defianthart wrote:
joshyboy72 wrote:Why is it that we must buy the entire snowcone when all we really want is the delicious syrup?


have you ever tried to drink the syrup straight? back when i didnt drink, a few family members who did drink and i played a drinking game. because i didnt drink i ended up taking shots of grenadine instead, which is basically snow cone syrup, and puked more than the people drinking, it really is by itself


When I was little, I thought that a shirley temple was the grenadine straight, so I poured grenadine sstraight into my glass and drank the whole bottle. Not bad I must say. Really sweet though, and I had to buy my uncle a new bottle.......


Why do kids start sentences with the phrase "When I was little..."?

What do the vertically challenged people say? "When I was littler?"

Why do people get so angry if you criticize their home team or favorite player? As if they own the team, or are related to the player?

Why do Cubs and Sox fans hate each other? They are both Chicago teams! You should be glad if anything good at all comes out of this forsaken pit of sports purgatory!

Why is each and every single one of my why questions getting longer (except this one)?
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Postby J2thez929 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:43 pm

Why do Cleveland sports teams suck year after year!?!?
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Postby Tiki » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:36 pm

J2thez929 wrote:Why do Cleveland sports teams suck year after year!?!?
Cause you touch yourself at night! ;-)
Keep it lit.
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Postby A2theIzzo » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:41 pm

Tiki wrote:
J2thez929 wrote:Why do Cleveland sports teams suck year after year!?!?
Cause you touch yourself at night! ;-)


How do you know ?? :-P :-P
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:44 pm

Why does everyone know everything about me? (more specifically people I don't even know that live in Essex, the town about 15 mins from my house), and I know exactly nothing about almost all of them? :-?

it's kinda creepy how well they know my happenings 8-o :-o
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Postby J2thez929 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:53 pm

Tiki wrote:
J2thez929 wrote:Why do Cleveland sports teams suck year after year!?!?
Cause you touch yourself at night! ;-)


Shhhhhhh! I told you to keep it on the DL :-D
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