This member will be 100% homerism free. This member will appreciate all of the teams and have reasoned opinions on all of them. This member will also give the most expert, insightful, and thought provoking analysis that has ever graced the Cafe. This member will be interesting and funny, providing many General Talk memories in the future (because The 'Cuna ain't interested in the Leftovers stuff). This member will take the Cafe to new heights and overtake The 'Cuna himself as the coolest person at the Cafe.
This member will be of the female sex and between 18-24 in age. This member will also be extremely hot and won't mind sharin' some NSFW pictures upon request. She will also be from Spokane and dreams of hookin' up with The 'Cuna.
Yeah... that's the ticket.