What Saddam has been saying in prison...

[VHawk15]

Here is reportely what Saddam Hussein has been talking about while in prison. Slightly interesting, slightly funny.

The Bush father, son, no good.

Towards the end he was saying that he doesn't hold any hard feelings and he just wanted to talk to Bush, to make friends with him.

You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.

Saddam got grumpy when his supply of Cheetos ran out, so the soldiers substituted Doritos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes."

Saddam compared himself to Jesus, how Judas told on Jesus. He was like, "That's how it was for me." If his Judas never said anything, nobody ever would have found him, he said.

He'd always tell us he was still the president. That's what he thinks, 100 percent.

Also, he greatly admired Ronald Reagan, and said that Clinton was "OK."

[Tiki]

Well, Reagan was a "G"!

[dream_017]

Saddam got grumpy when his supply of Cheetos ran out, so the soldiers substituted Doritos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes."

I would be very grumpy too if my supply of Cheetos ran out.....I love Cheetos, I could substitute Doritos for them if needed, but definitely not the same.

[Mercer Boy]

Saddam got grumpy when his supply of Cheetos ran out, so the soldiers substituted Doritos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes."

I would be very grumpy too if my supply of Cheetos ran out.....I love Cheetos, I could substitute Doritos for them if needed, but definitely not the same.

I think this was definitely the best statement of the whole thing. Gotta love knowing Saddam's snack attack habits!

[catch22]

uhhhh is this for real?????????

[Redskins Win]

You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.

Wow, he really is kind of smart in a stoopid fascist, dictator kind of way

[34=Sweetness]

Well, Reagan was a "G"!

Well, he admired Reagan because we sort of helped him back then
Not really a great idea, but hindsight is 20/20.

[JohnnyUnitas]

Also, he greatly admired Ronald Reagan, and said that Clinton was "OK."

Well, did he forget about operation 'Desert Fox'? In 1998 if I remember correctly, Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of several facilities in Baghdad when Saddam threw the UN weapon inspectors out of the country. Yes, I do agree with Clinton's decision, but I'm surprised to see that Saddam still thinks Clinton was "OK".

[Sixxgunn]

Also, he greatly admired Ronald Reagan, and said that Clinton was "OK."

Well, did he forget about operation 'Desert Fox'? In 1998 if I remember correctly, Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of several facilities in Baghdad when Saddam threw the UN weapon inspectors out of the country. Yes, I do agree with Clinton's decision, but I'm surprised to see that Saddam still thinks Clinton was "OK".

Knowing Clinton, they were probably only closed down cous-cous factories anyway.

[JohnnyUnitas]

Also, he greatly admired Ronald Reagan, and said that Clinton was "OK."

Well, did he forget about operation 'Desert Fox'? In 1998 if I remember correctly, Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of several facilities in Baghdad when Saddam threw the UN weapon inspectors out of the country. Yes, I do agree with Clinton's decision, but I'm surprised to see that Saddam still thinks Clinton was "OK".

Knowing Clinton, they were probably only closed down cous-cous factories anyway.

Ah, yes. That would indeed explain why Saddam would still consider Bill Clinton to be "OK"