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Postby VHawk15 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:02 pm

Here is reportely what Saddam Hussein has been talking about while in prison. Slightly interesting, slightly funny.


Saddam wrote:The Bush father, son, no good.


Interviewer wrote:Towards the end he was saying that he doesn't hold any hard feelings and he just wanted to talk to Bush, to make friends with him.


Saddam wrote:You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.


Interviewer wrote:Saddam got grumpy when his supply of Cheetos ran out, so the soldiers substituted Doritos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes."


Interviewer wrote:Saddam compared himself to Jesus, how Judas told on Jesus. He was like, "That's how it was for me." If his Judas never said anything, nobody ever would have found him, he said.


Interviewer wrote:He'd always tell us he was still the president. That's what he thinks, 100 percent.



Also, he greatly admired Ronald Reagan, and said that Clinton was "OK."
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Postby Tiki » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:06 pm

Well, Reagan was a "G"! ;-D
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Re: What Saddam has been saying in prison...

Postby dream_017 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:08 pm

VHawk15 wrote:
Interviewer wrote:Saddam got grumpy when his supply of Cheetos ran out, so the soldiers substituted Doritos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes."


I would be very grumpy too if my supply of Cheetos ran out.....I love Cheetos, I could substitute Doritos for them if needed, but definitely not the same.
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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:32 pm

dream_017 wrote:
VHawk15 wrote:
Interviewer wrote:Saddam got grumpy when his supply of Cheetos ran out, so the soldiers substituted Doritos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes."


I would be very grumpy too if my supply of Cheetos ran out.....I love Cheetos, I could substitute Doritos for them if needed, but definitely not the same.


I think this was definitely the best statement of the whole thing. Gotta love knowing Saddam's snack attack habits! ;-D
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Postby catch22 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:33 pm

uhhhh is this for real?????????
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Postby Redskins Win » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:37 pm

VHawk15 wrote:
Saddam wrote:You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.


Wow, he really is kind of smart in a stoopid fascist, dictator kind of way :-t
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:52 pm

Tiki wrote:Well, Reagan was a "G"! ;-D

Well, he admired Reagan because we sort of helped him back then :-b
Not really a great idea, but hindsight is 20/20.
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Re: What Saddam has been saying in prison...

Postby JohnnyUnitas » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:59 pm

VHawk15 wrote:Also, he greatly admired Ronald Reagan, and said that Clinton was "OK."


Well, did he forget about operation 'Desert Fox'? In 1998 if I remember correctly, Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of several facilities in Baghdad when Saddam threw the UN weapon inspectors out of the country. Yes, I do agree with Clinton's decision, but I'm surprised to see that Saddam still thinks Clinton was "OK".
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Re: What Saddam has been saying in prison...

Postby Sixxgunn » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:03 pm

JohnnyUnitas wrote:
VHawk15 wrote:Also, he greatly admired Ronald Reagan, and said that Clinton was "OK."


Well, did he forget about operation 'Desert Fox'? In 1998 if I remember correctly, Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of several facilities in Baghdad when Saddam threw the UN weapon inspectors out of the country. Yes, I do agree with Clinton's decision, but I'm surprised to see that Saddam still thinks Clinton was "OK".



Knowing Clinton, they were probably only closed down cous-cous factories anyway.
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Re: What Saddam has been saying in prison...

Postby JohnnyUnitas » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:07 pm

Sixxgunn wrote:
JohnnyUnitas wrote:
VHawk15 wrote:Also, he greatly admired Ronald Reagan, and said that Clinton was "OK."


Well, did he forget about operation 'Desert Fox'? In 1998 if I remember correctly, Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of several facilities in Baghdad when Saddam threw the UN weapon inspectors out of the country. Yes, I do agree with Clinton's decision, but I'm surprised to see that Saddam still thinks Clinton was "OK".



Knowing Clinton, they were probably only closed down cous-cous factories anyway.


Ah, yes. That would indeed explain why Saddam would still consider Bill Clinton to be "OK" :-b
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