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Postby catch22 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:34 pm

We nee all the help we can get fellas.....

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish ........................................... 49

Adventurous ..................... Slept with everyone

Athletic .................................... No tits

Average looking ................................ Ugly

Beautiful ......................... Pathological liar

Contagious Smile ................ Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure .................... On medication

Feminist ........................................ Fat

Free spirit .................................. Junkie

Friendship first ........................ Former slut

Fun ........................................ Annoying

New-Age ............... Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned ................................ No BJs

Open-minded ............................... Desperate

Outgoing ...................... Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate ............................. Sloppy drunk

Professional .................................. Bitch

Voluptuous ................................. Very Fat

Large frame .............................. Hugely Fat

Wants Soulmate .............................. Stalker



WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?



MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?= I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Postby portisfan24 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:37 pm

:-b

I like the mens dictionairy.
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Postby Tiki » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:40 pm

Lol, it speaks the truth! ;-D
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Postby J2thez929 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:42 pm

LOL. Good stuff there!
:-b

You can add one to the list,

Great personality......Ugly/fat as sin
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Postby whoseyourdaddy12 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:56 pm

haha that was great!
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:57 pm

Another reason to stay away from the personals section.
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Postby defianthart » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:57 pm

haha thats awesome, mens dictionary is right on ;-D
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:07 pm

Lol..Very funny! :-)
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:15 pm

LOL, nice find :-b ;-D
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Postby mutantseabass » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:19 pm

J2thez929 wrote:LOL. Good stuff there!
:-b

You can add one to the list,

Great personality......Ugly/fat as sin


Great personality.......ugly......that is very true
nice ;-D

Funny list, the yes/no/maybe, is always no from a woman when your married. :-b
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