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Postby VHawk15 » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:19 pm

portisfan24 wrote:So she had a gun in his mouth and he heard it go off? And he just wandered home and didnt think anything of it? Smart guy.


Yeah, I have a feeling Miller, Bud, or Dr. Marijuana may be involved in this one.
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Postby defianthart » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:23 pm

VHawk15 wrote:
portisfan24 wrote:So she had a gun in his mouth and he heard it go off? And he just wandered home and didnt think anything of it? Smart guy.


Yeah, I have a feeling Miller, Bud, or Dr. Marijuana may be involved in this one.


the man was definitely under the influence of something... i dunno bout you guys though, getting shot in the mouth would definitely kill my high. im guessing he was drunk or strung out on meth.
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Postby hayesb26 » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:04 pm

defianthart wrote:
VHawk15 wrote:
portisfan24 wrote:So she had a gun in his mouth and he heard it go off? And he just wandered home and didnt think anything of it? Smart guy.


Yeah, I have a feeling Miller, Bud, or Dr. Marijuana may be involved in this one.


the man was definitely under the influence of something... i dunno bout you guys though, getting shot in the mouth would definitely kill my high. im guessing he was drunk or strung out on meth.



heh, yeah. if i got shot in the tongue, im pretty sure i'd come right back to earth. that's pretty crazy that he just went home and slept it off though :-o
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Postby A2theIzzo » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:18 pm

deluxe_247 wrote:how would his tongue stop the bullet? :-?


Thats my question. Bulletproof tongue? :-?
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:23 pm

I feel like I've heard this story before. :-?
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Postby mtryanks12 » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:38 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:I feel like I've heard this story before. :-?


You may be thinking about the guy who got a 3 inch nail lodged into his head from a nailgun from working, didn't even know about it, and went to the doctor complaining of a toothache a week later. He later found out that the nail was just millimeters away from his brain.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:09 pm

mtryanks12 wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:I feel like I've heard this story before. :-?


You may be thinking about the guy who got a 3 inch nail lodged into his head from a nailgun from working, didn't even know about it, and went to the doctor complaining of a toothache a week later. He later found out that the nail was just millimeters away from his brain.


That's the one! Thanks, mtr! ;-D
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