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Postby hastur » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:30 pm

You should have shot some kind of smart @$$ remark back at him like "the bible says you homo's are going to hell too, so see you there!"
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Postby dhp4eva » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:36 pm

his autograph is probly worth millions now a days aint it?
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:44 pm

great story deft ;-D

I kinda feel bad for Simmons - obviously the guy has issues.
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Postby portisfan24 » Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:10 pm

Cornbread Maxwell wrote:great story deft ;-D

I kinda feel bad for Simmons - obviously the guy has issues.


I was thinking the same. The way he acts just isnt...natural.

Thanks for sharing though deft. Hopefully you wont have nightmares or anything. :-b
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Postby Screaming Weasel » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:44 pm

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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:58 pm

portisfan24 wrote:
Cornbread Maxwell wrote:great story deft ;-D

I kinda feel bad for Simmons - obviously the guy has issues.


I was thinking the same. The way he acts just isnt...natural.

Thanks for sharing though deft. Hopefully you wont have nightmares or anything. :-b


He acts different alright :-o ...
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Postby TTTBone » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:09 pm

hurricane of eccentricity

LOL :-b ;-D

Yeah, I seem to remember that Simmons dude prowling The Cafe about this time last year. :-o

So, is he, like...gay... or what? :-b

Awesome stuff, Deft!!!!

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Postby 34=Sweetness » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:23 pm

hastur wrote:You should have shot some kind of smart @$$ remark back at him like "the bible says you homo's are going to hell too, so see you there!"

That would be hilarious.... :-D
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Postby deluxe_247 » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:27 pm

hastur wrote:You should have shot some kind of smart @$$ remark back at him like "the bible says you homo's are going to hell too, so see you there!"


LOL...thats an awesome come back :-b ;-D
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Postby Horizons » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:36 pm

Great story Deft, thanks.....
Also, have you thought of a career in journalism?
I think you could write a pretty funny column for someone, a screenplay maybe?? ;-D ;-D
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