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Postby defianthart » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:04 pm

pretty funny list, i cant believe some of these actually happened.

the only football ones are frerotte slamming his head on the endzone wall, bill gramaticas infamous celebration(including pictures), and brian griese getting knocked down some stairs by his dog.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/3673950?GT1=6555
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Postby Vikes Rule 88 » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:17 pm

Terry Mulholland of the Minnesota Twins got a pillow feather in his eye and was out for a couple of days :-b
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Postby MeShawn » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:19 pm

15. Glenallen Hill had scary nightmare, 1990.
He spent two weeks on the disabled list due to cuts and scrapes he suffered during a nightmare about spiders. He hurt himself without ever waking during this incident. I heard about this, of course, on the Web.



And he didn't even wake up, LOL.
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Postby JohnnyUnitas » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:50 pm

10. Santiago Canizares puts on a little too much Aqua-Velva, 2002.
Spain's starting goalkeeper, 32-year old Canizares, was ruled out of the 2002 World Cup after he ruptured a tendon when a bottle of cologne fell on his foot. I've always said a little dab is good, but too much of that stuff is overpowering and harmful.


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Postby deluxe_247 » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:04 pm

thats some funny stuff. ;-D i cant believe someone actually tried to iron their clothes while wearing them !+)
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:10 pm

Sosa's violent sneeze kills me. Just the thought of having to tell your coach that you pulled a muscle while sneezing is hilarious.
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Postby houstonherdfan » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:57 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:Sosa's violent sneeze kills me. Just the thought of having to tell your coach that you pulled a muscle while sneezing is hilarious.


I have seen this kind of thing happen. A friend of mind cracked 2 ribs when he sneezed violently.
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:02 am

14. Sammy Sosa injures himself sneezing, 2004.
Sosa sprained a ligament in his back after a violent sneeze last season. It happened while sneezing and bending over in front of his locker. He sneezed to the truth.



:-b Okay then, quite a different accident :-o Imagine doing that to yourself 8-o
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Postby deftdelivery » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:20 am

13. Kevin Mitchell injures himself vomiting, 1992.
Mariners outfielder Kevin Mitchell re-injured a muscle on his side while vomiting. When asked why he vomited, Mitchell said, "Sometimes, I just do that."

14. Sammy Sosa injures himself sneezing, 2004.
Sosa sprained a ligament in his back after a violent sneeze last season. It happened while sneezing and bending over in front of his locker. He sneezed to the truth.



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Postby IRON CHEF » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:01 pm

I remember when Gramatica did that...what a dumbass. :-b
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