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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:47 pm

Yeah, I think this might be overstepping the boundaries of good taste now...I mean, it's funny, but I'm not sure I want to know this much about you guys.... %-6
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Postby J2thez929 » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:48 pm

Nice revenge Aww! That is what you call sweet, sweet, revenge everyday ;-D


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Postby davidmarver » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:08 pm

MadScott wrote:
mtryanks12 wrote:LOL!! One time I jerked off on my friends homework because I was mad at him. :-D


8-o

Sometimes there just aren't words....


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Postby mutantseabass » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:19 pm

moochman wrote:When I was 12 there was an incident at the hunting cabins that my folks rented to these bear hunters from North Carolina and Kentucky. I was to clean up the area and make sure that the furnaces all had enough oil in them. I had to do a lot of lugging of fuel oil to & from six cabins. It was hot and sweaty work and made me quite thirsty. So naturally when I saw a glass of water on one of the picinic tables I couldn't resist taking a gulp...of moonshine! 8-o
My throat burned so bad! After gagging for what seemed forever, I ran to a sink and chugged the equivalent of a small pond. It was then that I remembered my Dad saying how strong moonshine was, so strong it was known to blind people on occasion. 8-o
I went right to my room where I sent an inordinant amout of the rest of the day doing a very bad thing ot myself, because I knew I was going blind anyway! After I awoke the next morning and could still see, I never had the same amount of blind (sorry) trust in my parents again. And I learned that moonshine is for sipping.
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Me and my buddies were drinkin one night. We would go and grab some big gulps and fill them with a beverage and absolute. One of my buddies dips and was unknowingly by me was spitting into a big gulp cup. We were playin cards and having a good time. I went to grab my cup and grabbed his dip cup be accident, took a nice big swig of sip spit. I dont think i have ever thrown up so much in my life.
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Postby moochman » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:14 pm

awwchrist wrote:We had a guy in our shop that nobody could stand. And it wasn't so much because that he was weird and deserved to be picked on...rather, the guy was an insufferable jackass. Just ignorant, selfish, and rude.

He loved peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches. Whenever we'd go out to sea for two week trials or on a westpac, his locker would be stuffed with Skippy and grape jam. So, in the shop fridge, he'd always have an open set in circulation.

One day him and I had to work out on a couple aft flight deck lights (ironically due to his oversight before we had left port). So he has the balls to start griping about why we were out there. I reminded him (needlessly...I knew it was falling on deaf ears) that if he had just did his job, neither him nor I would be doing this.

Two hours of me working and him watching and bitching...we headed back to the shop. He went down to the chow hall to eat and I stayed in the shop. He wasn't gone for 30 seconds before I headed over to the fridge and pulled out his peanut butter jar.

A couple of the guys were laughing, wondering what I was doing...considering nobody ever touches this guys stuff, CDs, food, etc. He always threw a fit.

"I'm teabagging his peanut butter. Screw him. He's going to have 3 months of My peaNUTS and his jam in his mouth. When he runs out of this jar, I'll do the next one too."

So every morning, of every day, of every week for the next three months I started my morning by walking in, grabbin some coffee, snagging his peanut butter, and exacting my revenge.


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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:06 am

You guys are all disgusting...too bad about drinking the vinegar cream. :-/

The worst thing that happened to me was the one day when a drunk friend of mine decided to put his half-smoked cigarette in my Mountain Dew while I was in the bathroom. Of course, it came right out of the can into my mouth when I went to take a drink. I almost swallowed the damn thing. :-P :-P :-P
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Postby deluxe_247 » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:13 am

mutantseabass wrote:Me and my buddies were drinkin one night. We would go and grab some big gulps and fill them with a beverage and absolute. One of my buddies dips and was unknowingly by me was spitting into a big gulp cup. We were playin cards and having a good time. I went to grab my cup and grabbed his dip cup be accident, took a nice big swig of sip spit. I dont think i have ever thrown up so much in my life.


i can relate MSB, in college i pounded what i thought was a dr. pepper, but in reality was my roomate's chew spitter. i hurled quite a bit myself. i cant even stand the smell of chew now :-{ :-{ :-{
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Postby lmcjaho » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:14 am

Mercer Boy wrote:The worst thing that happened to me was the one day when a drunk friend of mine decided to put his half-smoked cigarette in my Mountain Dew while I was in the bathroom. Of course, it came right out of the can into my mouth when I went to take a drink. I almost swallowed the damn thing. :-P :-P :-P


We have a new rule at the cottage about the illegality of putting "butts" in beer bottles after my old man drank from an ashtray bottle 3 times in the same day...

I did it once and must have puked for at least 30 minutes...
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:45 am

lmcjaho wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:The worst thing that happened to me was the one day when a drunk friend of mine decided to put his half-smoked cigarette in my Mountain Dew while I was in the bathroom. Of course, it came right out of the can into my mouth when I went to take a drink. I almost swallowed the damn thing. :-P :-P :-P


We have a new rule at the cottage about the illegality of putting "butts" in beer bottles after my old man drank from an ashtray bottle 3 times in the same day...

I did it once and must have puked for at least 30 minutes...


Ouch, that's pretty rough !+) Gotta laugh at the fact that he did it 3 times in one day though :-b
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Postby lmcjaho » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:38 am

creamdoorthirtyniner wrote:[quote="lmcjaho]my old man drank from an ashtray bottle 3 times in the same day...


Ouch, that's pretty rough !+) Gotta laugh at the fact that he did it 3 times in one day though :-b[/quote]

We were in the middle of building an extension on the place (24'x36' two stories - = big frickin job) and he kept putting his beer down in a different spot all the time and both my brothers and their women smoke and they kept grabbing the closest bottle and whammo - 3 times in one day... :-D
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