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by **MeShawn** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:28 pm

Kanez made this post a month or two ago in NFL's Finest

kanezfan11 wrote:7.04 Randy McMichael - TE, MIA

Hope he can beat my opposition the same way he can beat his wife.

LOL. Cruel irony.

by **Flockers** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:30 pm

Give me 20 minutes with him, a cattle prong, and a 5 foot chute of bamboo.

by **Xtreme** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:31 pm

Flockers wrote:Give me 20 minutes with him, a cattle prong, and a 5 foot chute of bamboo.

Only 5 foot?

by **Flockers** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:33 pm

If it's too long it doesn't hurt. I'll have to split the ends too for maximum carnage.

by **Xtreme** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:38 pm

Can we factor in some flesh-eating insects of some sort? Just for some added pleasure.

What will this do to his value? Everybody knew he was a nutcase before, does this really change anything? Should he slip in drafts now? How risky of a pick is he?

by **Evolution** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:17 pm

I still don't think he's a risky pick, even if I completely dislike his personality.

He'll still be there putting up the same numbers he has been for the last few years until the Dolphins find a real NFL QB.

by **Xtreme** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:19 pm

Evolution wrote:until the Dolphins find a real NFL QB.

Yeah, I guess that is the real issue.

by **clmor** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:19 am

Flockers wrote:Give me 20 minutes with him, a cattle prong, and a 5 foot chute of bamboo.

Hmmm

Not sure WHAT you have planned but....

That sounds eerily familiar to the last "date" night with my GF.

To each his own...

by **Plindsey88** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:57 am

Xtreme wrote:Can we factor in some flesh-eating insects of some sort? Just for some added pleasure.

What will this do to his value? Everybody knew he was a nutcase before, does this really change anything? Should he slip in drafts now? How risky of a pick is he?

I'm not sure this affects his value all that much.... I mean, it sounds like they are only charging him with trespass and simple battery.... Unless I'm mistaken, those are both misdemeanors here in Florida.... In which case he's probably looking at a fine, some probation, and community service....

by **VaderFin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:14 am

For your fantasy team this really doesn't mean much. He won't miss any time and I seriously doubt Saban will discipline him in anyway. What is odd is that this happened on Saturday but didn't become common knowledge until Monday. Keep him in the same place on your rankings as long as you don't mind having a total a hole on your team.

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