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Postby Guttpuppy » Sat Aug 23, 2003 2:01 pm

Albert Einstein walks into a cocktail party of intellectuals and says to the first person he sees, "Hi, I'm Al Einstein. What is your IQ and where did you attend college?"

"185," answers the man. "And I attended the Massachusetts Institute of Technology." "Wonderful!" replies Mr. Einstein. "We will be able to discuss the Grand Unification Theory and other deep mysteries of the universe. It will be an interesting conversation." The great physicist walks up to another person at the party and says, "Hi. I'm Al Einstein. What is your IQ and where did you attend college?"

The young lady answers "118 and I am in graduate school at Princeton University." "That's terrific. We can talk about politics and current world affairs. We will have much to discuss." He moves on and walks up to another person. "Hi, I'm Al Einstein. What's your IQ and where did you attend college?"

"32 and I went to. . . "
"GO 'CANES!!!" interrupts Einstein
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