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Postby Calyxes » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:49 pm

I would show that to my girlfriend but I do not think she would take to kindly to it. I am going to have to put it some where she will find it though ;-D
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Postby zombiez » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:04 pm

Im guessing his team lost that day...
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Postby A2theIzzo » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:16 pm

zombiez wrote:Im guessing his team lost that day...


Even worse !+)




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Postby awwchrist » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:49 am

Dave, Fred and their wives were playing a round of golf.

They came up to a hole Dave teed off, ending up behind a barn off the fairway. His wife suggested she open the barn doors on both sides so he could hit through the door opening, thus saving a strokehaving to pitch out.

Thinking it was a great idea, Dave agreed. He lined up his shot, swung, and sadly the ball ricocheted off of a couple pillars and back out, striking his wife in the head and claiming her life.

Five years later the buddies returned to the course, including Dave's new wife. As they approached that fateful hole, Fred started to reminisce tentatively..

"Wow...so...we're finally back here huh? Can't believe what happened..STILL to this day..."


Dave replied "Yeah.....yeah...sad.....triple bogeyed last time."


Don't know why this joke popped in my head.
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:15 am

I'm quite sure after you all laughed at this story, you are all going to hell :-b
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Postby Redskins Win » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:22 am

at least he's a stand up guy
"I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."


AC that joke was lame, not the topic just not funny. but an B for effort
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Postby Homeless » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:27 am

Who gets the double wide they lived in?
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Postby awwchrist » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:49 am

Redskins Win wrote:at least he's a stand up guy
"I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."


AC that joke was lame, not the topic just not funny. but an B for effort


thanks. :-?
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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:18 pm

34=Sweetness wrote:I'm quite sure after you all laughed at this story, you are all going to hell :-b


AGAIN??? I really had a boring time the first time, so I think I might skip this trip.
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Postby hastur » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:16 pm

My bags were packed for hell LONG before I laughed at this }:-)
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