When will women learn

[Calyxes]

I would show that to my girlfriend but I do not think she would take to kindly to it. I am going to have to put it some where she will find it though

[zombiez]

Im guessing his team lost that day...

[A2theIzzo]

Im guessing his team lost that day...

Even worse




jk

[awwchrist]

Dave, Fred and their wives were playing a round of golf.

They came up to a hole Dave teed off, ending up behind a barn off the fairway. His wife suggested she open the barn doors on both sides so he could hit through the door opening, thus saving a strokehaving to pitch out.

Thinking it was a great idea, Dave agreed. He lined up his shot, swung, and sadly the ball ricocheted off of a couple pillars and back out, striking his wife in the head and claiming her life.

Five years later the buddies returned to the course, including Dave's new wife. As they approached that fateful hole, Fred started to reminisce tentatively..

"Wow...so...we're finally back here huh? Can't believe what happened..STILL to this day..."


Dave replied "Yeah.....yeah...sad.....triple bogeyed last time."


Don't know why this joke popped in my head.

[34=Sweetness]

I'm quite sure after you all laughed at this story, you are all going to hell

[Redskins Win]

at least he's a stand up guy

"I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

AC that joke was lame, not the topic just not funny. but an B for effort

[Homeless]

Who gets the double wide they lived in?

[awwchrist]

at least he's a stand up guy

"I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

AC that joke was lame, not the topic just not funny. but an B for effort

thanks.

[Sixxgunn]

I'm quite sure after you all laughed at this story, you are all going to hell

AGAIN??? I really had a boring time the first time, so I think I might skip this trip.

[hastur]

My bags were packed for hell LONG before I laughed at this