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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:48 am

Someone should show this guy how many people he just licked by showing him the sex chart!
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:20 am

I wouldn't let my parents lick me, let alone a teacher...Kinda creepy :-o
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Postby Calyxes » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:26 am

That is strange. Must be some kind of fetish for that guy 8-o
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Postby moochman » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:59 am

Sixxgunn wrote:Someone should show this guy how many people he just licked by showing him the sex chart!


I have a feeling that would only excite him.
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:07 am

He then proceeded to sacrifice a small, furry rabbit to the worm god, Malgoth. Friggin freaky emo/vampiric/whiny vampires. They always pop up when a new Blade movie is released. And for some reasons, vampires go to raves with glowsticks and stuff and listen to bad euro-trash techno.
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Postby Redskins Win » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:48 am

A science teacher and Dean of students you'd think he'd know better.
Hey coach I have piece of corn stuck in my butt can you lick it out.

What kid in his right mind would let a grown man lick an open wound?

Sick, where's the vomit icon
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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:07 am

Redskins Win wrote:A science teacher and Dean of students you'd think he'd know better.
Hey coach I have piece of corn stuck in my butt can you lick it out.

What kid in his right mind would let a grown man lick an open wound?

Sick, where's the vomit icon


You mean this? %-6
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Postby Redskins Win » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:28 am

Mercer Boy wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:A science teacher and Dean of students you'd think he'd know better.
Hey coach I have piece of corn stuck in my butt can you lick it out.

What kid in his right mind would let a grown man lick an open wound?

Sick, where's the vomit icon


You mean this? %-6


eh . . . close enough but I'd like to see one spewing green peas soup :-°
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Postby moochman » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:04 am

Redskins Win wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:A science teacher and Dean of students you'd think he'd know better.
Hey coach I have piece of corn stuck in my butt can you lick it out.
What kid in his right mind would let a grown man lick an open wound?

Sick, where's the vomit icon


You mean this? %-6


eh . . . close enough but I'd like to see one spewing green peas soup :-°


You mean like the stuff I just spewed all over my keyboard after reading that?
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Postby Guru13 » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:16 pm

moochman wrote:I just hope they also stipulated that he no longer treat players for jock itch. 8-o
heh :-P
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