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Postby mutantseabass » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:13 am

Im not too sure what to think about this.


Mike Tyson, porn star?

By Victor Chi

Mercury News


After Mike Tyson tried head butts and armbreakers before quitting against Kevin McBride in June, we suggested the former champ might have a brighter future on the mixed martial arts circuit.

Turns out Iron Mike has a different type of physical activity in mind.

Papers in New York and London have reported that Tyson is considering a move into the X-rated movie business.

Tyson said that representatives for porn star Jenna Jameson have approached him about starring in an adult film, according to reports.

``Reality TV doesn't pay enough,'' said Tyson, who still owes millions to the IRS. ``I need the money up front.''

If Tyson is successful in this venture, how long before talent scouts start pursuing Butterbean?

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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:17 am

It says you have to be registered, for everyone's future referance...

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Postby Flux » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:21 am

Mike Tyson, porn star?

By Victor Chi

Mercury News


After Mike Tyson tried head butts and armbreakers before quitting against Kevin McBride in June, we suggested the former champ might have a brighter future on the mixed martial arts circuit.

Turns out Iron Mike has a different type of physical activity in mind.

Papers in New York and London have reported that Tyson is considering a move into the X-rated movie business.

Tyson said that representatives for porn star Jenna Jameson have approached him about starring in an adult film, according to reports.

``Reality TV doesn't pay enough,'' said Tyson, who still owes millions to the IRS. ``I need the money up front.''

If Tyson is successful in this venture, how long before talent scouts start pursuing Butterbean?
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Postby Flux » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:23 am

oh, way to edit it msb, make me look like a fool huh! :-b

Thats so very odd, at least he know he has no pride
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Postby Calyxes » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:23 am

That would be the perfect job for him. I bet a porn with Jenna and Mike would make a ton of money to. Though I did want to see Mike do the Ultimate fighting ;-D
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Postby Homeless » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:24 am

LOL

Man why dont representatives of Jenna Jameson call me...I work for free. :-b
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Postby mutantseabass » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:30 am

Flux wrote:oh, way to edit it msb, make me look like a fool huh! :-b

Thats so very odd, at least he know he has no pride


Lol, sorry man. :-D I didnt have to register to read it, so i just cut out the middle man.
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Postby awwchrist » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:35 am

Homeless wrote:LOL

Man why dont representatives of Jenna Jameson call me...I work for free. :-b



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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:09 am

Man why dont representatives of Jenna Jameson call me...I work for free.



I don't know man...that highway's been travelled more than Route 66. She makes Paris Hilton look like a virgin! I'm thinking I go down to the local saloon and find me an ugly woman with low miles and I know I won't have to trade it in for a few years!
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Postby Redskins Win » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:44 am

Jenna is hot ;-D
Mike is not :-t

Isn't beastiality illeagle :-o
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