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by 34=Sweetness » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:23 am
Sixxgunn wrote: Man why dont representatives of Jenna Jameson call me...I work for free.
I don't know man...that highway's been travelled more than Route 66. She makes Paris Hilton look like a virgin! I'm thinking I go down to the local saloon and find me an ugly woman with low miles and I know I won't have to trade it in for a few years!
If you are worried about disease, porn stars go under some of the most rigourous checks for those, and if they contract something, they get put on probation. Shes certainly cleaner than Paris Hilton, whose
unregulated
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by Flockers » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:29 am
Redskins Win wrote: Isn't beastiality illeagle
Then Adam Corolla's parents should be put to death.
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by Sixxgunn » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:21 pm
Flockers wrote: Redskins Win wrote: Isn't beastiality illeagle
Then Adam Corolla's parents should be put to death.
No, sex between two willing animals is completely legal.
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by Flockers » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:44 pm
Sixxgunn wrote: Flockers wrote: Redskins Win wrote: Isn't beastiality illeagle
Then Adam Corolla's parents should be put to death.
No, sex between two willing animals is completely legal.
Ah... I see.
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by hastur » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:58 pm
Can you imagine the movie "I wanna eat his children!"
All who rent it should be arrested on site...
Go Cowboys!
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by zombiez » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:03 am
kashikis wrote: Let's hope Jenna doesn't end up missing an ear and looking like this
...it'll probably be a nipple in the 3rd set, and then he'll keep it and try to sell it on Ebay to pay off his irs debt
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