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Postby go_jays_go » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:49 am

10 things in golf that sound dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

I found this pretty funny. It's for all you golfers out there. :-b
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Postby kashikis » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:00 am

lol :-b
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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:53 am

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.


That's the best one...good stuff man! :-b
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Postby Dirt Bag » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:55 am

hah, i dont golf but i gotta good laugh outta that :-b
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Postby TTTBone » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:44 pm

...shot 1 stroke under.
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Postby Tiki » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:34 pm

LOL! :-b
I thought there was gonna something on their about "wood"! ;-D
Keep it lit.
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Postby Guru13 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:38 pm

heh, #6,....i had to laugh.
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Postby Kensat30 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:38 pm

I thought this was related to a Family Feud episode I saw recently. The question was "Name a sport that people think is fixed" and the lady yells GOLF! hehe
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Postby mutantseabass » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:05 pm

TTTBone wrote:...shot 1 stroke under.


Nice one ;-D


Funny post ;-D ;-D
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