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Postby Tiki » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:10 am

Str8 pimpin' ain't wasy B-)
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Postby MadScott » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:19 am

Homeless wrote:LOL Nice read ;-D
LMAO! Sticking up for your countrymen Homey?

I agree MSB, he must be one twisted MFer to bring that on himself. I don't even wish 3 wives on Terrible Owens....well maybe just him.
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Postby portisfan24 » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:14 am

Pretty smart women he married to. He was married to 2 for 7 years, and 3 for two years, yet these women didnt realize it. What a smart bunch they are.
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Postby Arlo » Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:50 am

What, a dozen replies and nobody's said, "No wonder he needed a triple bypass..." yet? :-b
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:15 am

Arlo wrote:What, a dozen replies and nobody's said, "No wonder he needed a triple bypass..." yet? :-b


LOL one for each one. I can't believe paths never crossed with three of them. No wonder he had so much stress.
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Postby Azrael » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:30 am

$126 fine? They should be paying him to keep all that sh%* straight.
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Postby Tiki » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:46 pm

I'm pretty sure this guy thoguht he was smart, thinkin' he gets to knock boots with 3 different ladies! But then he got "Not tonight I've got a cough" or "No, I had a bad day today" or "I've got a headache...". YIKES!
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