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Postby houstonherdfan » Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:00 am

any of those stupid items on the counter at the local foregn person owned quik mart (or whatever you call them in your part of the world).
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby kanezfan11 » Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:33 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:The Bowflex. It's nothing more than a place to hang your clothes. The ads are some of the most annoying trash I've ever seen, too. They get these ripped up guys to do the ads, guys who didn't get the way they are by using a Bowflex. Then the ads try to make the potential buyer believe that the machine will turn them into supermodels.


Yeah, ever see that crappy 10 minute commercial where they keep showing this lady that they advertise as like a 50+ year old grandma with a six pack? There's no way that lady's 50, and it seems like a piece of junk anyway. I've never tried it, but there are other machines that I know people swear by and won't touch that thing.

ironman, great rant on Abercrombie, that had me laughing out loud. ;-D
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Postby MadScott » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:43 am

Keystone beer. Bottled beer taste in a can? Comeon now, really. :-?
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:47 am

MadScott wrote:Keystone beer. Bottled beer taste in a can? Comeon now, really. :-?


Hey, it's no Rolling Rock. :-P
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Postby MadScott » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:52 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
MadScott wrote:Keystone beer. Bottled beer taste in a can? Comeon now, really. :-?


Hey, it's no Rolling Rock. :-P


Yeah, at least Lucky Lager has those cool games to play inside the caps.
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Postby davidmarver » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:07 am

Solar Powered Flashlights...yes, they exist.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:22 am

davidmarver wrote:Solar Powered Flashlights...yes, they exist.


A product brought to us by the same people who created the helicopter ejector seat.
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Postby hastur » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:09 pm

and screen doors for submarines...
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Postby bagobonez » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:24 pm

Rap Music.

Baggy Jeans, wearing a cap sideways, backwards, or any combination.

Spinning wheels, low riders, crappy cars "decked out"

The word "diva"

The word "bling"

Men who wear pink or have their collar up.

Emo.

The Real World and Road Rules.

That ridiculous ab vibrator machine where you just put it on your abs, plug it in, and it "vibrates the fat away!" You've got to be kidding me, right?

Gas prices.
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Postby STLFantasyGuy » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:10 pm

Directions on the back of a shampoo bottle i mean really who needs directions

There is also a 1-800-number in case u dont understand the directions

This is how stupid people are
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