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Postby aussieboy » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:51 am

Homeless wrote:
aussieboy wrote:No wonder you guys wanna perform military tests on foriegn soil. :-o


Aww cmon, most of the outback doesnt qualify as soil, in fact the most soil to be found in the outback was in the pants of the guys in that building that got hit by the bomb :-b


ha, imagine that. Taking a dump in one of those outside toilets and seeing a fighter jet fly over ur ranch and accidently drop a damn bomb.
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Postby Tiki » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:40 pm

aussieboy wrote:
Homeless wrote:
aussieboy wrote:No wonder you guys wanna perform military tests on foriegn soil. :-o


Aww cmon, most of the outback doesnt qualify as soil, in fact the most soil to be found in the outback was in the pants of the guys in that building that got hit by the bomb :-b


ha, imagine that. Taking a dump in one of those outside toilets and seeing a fighter jet fly over ur ranch and accidently drop a damn bomb.
I'm pretty sure the guy said "holy S**t!" B-)
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Postby Homeless » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:48 pm

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Homeless wrote:Aww cmon, most of the outback doesnt qualify as soil, in fact the most soil to be found in the outback was in the pants of the guys in that building that got hit by the bomb :-b


LMAO....now that was funny!!! ;-D :-b ;-D


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Postby Lushcrush » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:31 pm

Canada's next ... we're coming for moose and oil :-#
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Postby black_hawk8888 » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:04 pm

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deluxe_247 wrote:
Homeless wrote:Aww cmon, most of the outback doesnt qualify as soil, in fact the most soil to be found in the outback was in the pants of the guys in that building that got hit by the bomb :-b


LMAO....now that was funny!!! ;-D :-b ;-D


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Oh wait, that's Texas.....meh....same difference. :-D


Golf balls and garden hoses, golf balls and garden hoses, golf balls and garden hoses....... :-b
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Postby Sixxgunn » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:57 am

Lushcrush wrote:Canada's next ... we're coming for moose and oil :-#


Didn't John Candy already conquer Canada?
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Postby Homeless » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:23 am

Sixxgunn wrote:
Lushcrush wrote:Canada's next ... we're coming for moose and oil :-#


Didn't John Candy already conquer Canada?


God bless John Candy, damn shame he isnt here anymore I laugh just looking at him... :,-(
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:45 pm

I second that Homey :,-(

And when you invade us, watch out for hidden beaver traps and the dog sled patrol. They'll be on the lookout, that is, if they aren't watching Hockey and drinking beer ;-)
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Postby lmcjaho » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:41 am

Invade us - I dare ya.

You know why Canada's cities are all so spread apart? It's to protect us against invasion from the USofA.

See, if we invade y'all and we are targeting NYC on the way down and we f**k up and miss by a couple degrees to either side we will just continue on until we hit some other major city like DC or Baltimore or something...

BUT - if y'all invaded us and you missed Montreal by a few degrees (entirely possible with out f**cked up roads and foreign language signs) you'd be f**ked all the way to the Arctic Circle...

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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:34 am

lmcjaho wrote:Invade us - I dare ya.

You know why Canada's cities are all so spread apart? It's to protect us against invasion from the USofA.

See, if we invade y'all and we are targeting NYC on the way down and we f**k up and miss by a couple degrees to either side we will just continue on until we hit some other major city like DC or Baltimore or something...

BUT - if y'all invaded us and you missed Montreal by a few degrees (entirely possible with out f**cked up roads and foreign language signs) you'd be f**ked all the way to the Arctic Circle...

;-D


All we would need is a ground attack...by the time you snow-billies tap out the SOS in Morse code, we'll be moving on to the next so called "city"!
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