Its WAR with Australia

[aussieboy]

No wonder you guys wanna perform military tests on foriegn soil.

Aww cmon, most of the outback doesnt qualify as soil, in fact the most soil to be found in the outback was in the pants of the guys in that building that got hit by the bomb

ha, imagine that. Taking a dump in one of those outside toilets and seeing a fighter jet fly over ur ranch and accidently drop a damn bomb.

[Tiki]

No wonder you guys wanna perform military tests on foriegn soil.

Aww cmon, most of the outback doesnt qualify as soil, in fact the most soil to be found in the outback was in the pants of the guys in that building that got hit by the bomb

ha, imagine that. Taking a dump in one of those outside toilets and seeing a fighter jet fly over ur ranch and accidently drop a damn bomb.

I'm pretty sure the guy said "holy S**t!"

[Homeless]

Aww cmon, most of the outback doesnt qualify as soil, in fact the most soil to be found in the outback was in the pants of the guys in that building that got hit by the bomb

LMAO....now that was funny!!!

*Bows*

[Lushcrush]

Canada's next ... we're coming for moose and oil

[black_hawk8888]

Aww cmon, most of the outback doesnt qualify as soil, in fact the most soil to be found in the outback was in the pants of the guys in that building that got hit by the bomb

LMAO....now that was funny!!!

There ain't nothing in Australia but steers and.....

Oh wait, that's Texas.....meh....same difference.

Golf balls and garden hoses, golf balls and garden hoses, golf balls and garden hoses.......

[Sixxgunn]

Canada's next ... we're coming for moose and oil

Didn't John Candy already conquer Canada?

[Homeless]

Canada's next ... we're coming for moose and oil

Didn't John Candy already conquer Canada?

God bless John Candy, damn shame he isnt here anymore I laugh just looking at him...

[creamdoorthirtyniner]

I second that Homey

And when you invade us, watch out for hidden beaver traps and the dog sled patrol. They'll be on the lookout, that is, if they aren't watching Hockey and drinking beer

[lmcjaho]

Invade us - I dare ya.

You know why Canada's cities are all so spread apart? It's to protect us against invasion from the USofA.

See, if we invade y'all and we are targeting NYC on the way down and we f**k up and miss by a couple degrees to either side we will just continue on until we hit some other major city like DC or Baltimore or something...

BUT - if y'all invaded us and you missed Montreal by a few degrees (entirely possible with out f**cked up roads and foreign language signs) you'd be f**ked all the way to the Arctic Circle...

[Sixxgunn]

Invade us - I dare ya.

You know why Canada's cities are all so spread apart? It's to protect us against invasion from the USofA.

See, if we invade y'all and we are targeting NYC on the way down and we f**k up and miss by a couple degrees to either side we will just continue on until we hit some other major city like DC or Baltimore or something...

BUT - if y'all invaded us and you missed Montreal by a few degrees (entirely possible with out f**cked up roads and foreign language signs) you'd be f**ked all the way to the Arctic Circle...

All we would need is a ground attack...by the time you snow-billies tap out the SOS in Morse code, we'll be moving on to the next so called "city"!