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Postby houstonherdfan » Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:01 am

What is the difference between a drunk and a pothead?








A drunk will run a stop sign,





and


a

pothead


Will stop and wait for it to turn green.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby hastur » Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:04 am

Finally, a joke with the punchline other than "T.O."!

good one! I'll remember to tell that to my friends...if I remember :-B
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Postby Tiki » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:04 am

Lol, but I beg to differ....Sadly I have a friend who has drank himself stupid... :-o And at a stop sign he waited like 2mins for it to turn green....
Keep it lit.
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Postby PackerAttack84 » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:24 am

Tiki wrote:Lol, but I beg to differ....Sadly I have a friend who has drank himself stupid... :-o And at a stop sign he waited like 2mins for it to turn green....


Did you just hear about that, or were you dumb enough to get in the car? 8-o
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Postby Tiki » Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:54 pm

PackerAttack84 wrote:
Tiki wrote:Lol, but I beg to differ....Sadly I have a friend who has drank himself stupid... :-o And at a stop sign he waited like 2mins for it to turn green....


Did you just hear about that, or were you dumb enough to get in the car? 8-o
Well, he wasn't drunk at the time! He just drinks a lot, and drank himself stupid! But, I think during the school year he'll be fine again!
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Postby Flockers » Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:31 pm

Heh, that's funny. :-)
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Postby Dirt Bag » Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:00 pm

hah very nice ;-D
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