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Postby defianthart » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:44 pm

Mom Gives Birth Hours After Discovering Pregnancy

just seriously, wtf. is it just me or are there other signs to being pregnant than the size of your stomach... would have kinda freaked me out when my intestines started to kick me
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Postby Mercer Boy » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:05 pm

Well yeah..."that time of the month" should have stopped, and she probably felt sick a few times in the morning. I don't know why you wouldn't get suspicious after a little while - 6 months and she didn't know? 8-o I find that hard to believe.
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Postby Tiki » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:24 am

Kinda wierd how her lottery ticket adn birt date are the same!
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Postby Dirt Bag » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:32 am

yeah thats kinda weird 8-o :*)
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Postby Redskins Win » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:47 am

In another bizarre twist, Local 6 News reported that Allen bought a lottery ticket a few days before she went into labor. The ticket numbers matched her future daughter's birth date.


Though, I guess it wasn't a winning lottery ticket . . . or was it?
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Postby Homeless » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:31 am

The baby was just over 1lb in weight so its easy to see how she might not have known....especially if she is a fatty :-b
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:22 pm

LMAO@ Homey :-D
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Postby defianthart » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:23 pm

Homeless wrote:The baby was just over 1lb in weight so its easy to see how she might not have known....especially if she is a fatty :-b


i love how youre always so PC :-b
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Postby kashikis » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:58 pm

We can all thank Dr. Homeless for his astute reasoning behind this mystery. Thanks as always bud. :-b
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Postby Homeless » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:03 pm

LOL, You're welcome guys ;-D
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