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Postby Calyxes » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:01 pm

http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTr ... ormat=text

Tom Brady the New England Patriots' QB/QT tells the new GQ maggie that he is sick of his Goody Two-Shoes persona and that he does everything every other red-blooded American male does - including surf the Internet for porn, according to the BOSTON HERALD

''I hate that golden boy image,'' No. 12 tells writer David Kamp. ''I don't look at myself that way at all! For me to believe I can't do anything wrong - I think that's all bull(bleep). I'm 27 years old, I go do the same (bleep) every 27-year-old guy does, I mean, I drink, I . . .'' ''Search the Internet for porn?'' Kamp inquires. ''Everything,'' Brady declares, ''I am no different.''

Tragically, Tom (who, BTW, turned 28 earlier this month) doesn't elaborate on exactly which smutty sites he fancies



I would think if he did not look at porn it would be a bigger story ;-D
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Postby Tiki » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:16 pm

Haha! I always knew he was a hornball!
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Postby deluxe_247 » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:55 pm

i have a new found respect for brady now ;-D
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Postby mutantseabass » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:00 pm

Brady just moved up 3 spots in my rankings! :-b
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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:37 pm

I heard they tape centerfolds to his receivers in practice.
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Postby Dirt Bag » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:41 pm

mutantseabass wrote:Brady just moved up 3 spots in my rankings! :-b


hah :-b
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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:20 pm

ugh...from all of your avs and sigs i hate even the sight of the word brady... :~(
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:22 pm

Brady sucks...at least until the Colts find a way to beat him in the playoffs.
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Postby Mercer Boy » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:41 pm

Well, I'm glad I drafted him in the Cafe Challenge...that's a man after my own heart right there! :-b ;-D
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Postby MCG321 » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:06 am

Hmm...Brady has a sore arm.

Too much internet porn? :-?
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