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Postby houstonherdfan » Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:18 am

A drunk will run a stop sign



and


a pothead will stop and wait for it to turn green.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby Manja » Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:15 am

A friend will bail you out of prison.

A good friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was fun."
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Postby maddog60 » Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:41 am

Manja wrote:A friend will bail you out of prison.

A good friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was fun."


Or...

A friend will help you move.

A good friend will help you move bodies.
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Postby 34=Sweetness » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:09 am

A drunk has a bad liver and the pothead has bad lungs :-b
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Postby RugbyD » Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:24 am

sort of related to the first post, but I was talkingh to an off-duty cop at my favorite watering hole and he was telling me about this time that he pulled over a pothead. He knew something was wrong when there was a car at the intersection stopping and going every 2 seconds. Why was it doing that? Because the intersection had a blinking red light. Dude must've been so high...
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Postby Guttpuppy » Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:45 am

RugbyD wrote:sort of related to the first post, but I was talkingh to an off-duty cop at my favorite watering hole and he was telling me about this time that he pulled over a pothead. He knew something was wrong when there was a car at the intersection stopping and going every 2 seconds. Why was it doing that? Because the intersection had a blinking red light. Dude must've been so high...


That cop was pulling your leg bad, no way that ever happened...not because of pot anyways.

Smoking marijuana makes you goofy, not less intelligent. Maybe some potheads are just stupid to begin with.
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Postby hastur » Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:37 pm

A drunk will end up driving and killing someone.

A stoner will forget where he put his car keys and just watch spongebob...
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Postby Tiki » Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:57 pm

Guttpuppy wrote:
RugbyD wrote:sort of related to the first post, but I was talkingh to an off-duty cop at my favorite watering hole and he was telling me about this time that he pulled over a pothead. He knew something was wrong when there was a car at the intersection stopping and going every 2 seconds. Why was it doing that? Because the intersection had a blinking red light. Dude must've been so high...
Maybe some potheads are just stupid to begin with.
You just hit the nail on the head GP. I have seen some of the stupidest kids ever! Some stoners are just flat out idiots!
Keep it lit.
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Postby portisfan24 » Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:58 pm

Tiki wrote:
Guttpuppy wrote:
RugbyD wrote:sort of related to the first post, but I was talkingh to an off-duty cop at my favorite watering hole and he was telling me about this time that he pulled over a pothead. He knew something was wrong when there was a car at the intersection stopping and going every 2 seconds. Why was it doing that? Because the intersection had a blinking red light. Dude must've been so high...
Maybe some potheads are just stupid to begin with.
You just hit the nail on the head GP. I have seen some of the stupidest kids ever! Some stoners are just flat out idiots!


some? :-b
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Postby Tiki » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:02 pm

portisfan24 wrote:
Tiki wrote:
Guttpuppy wrote:
RugbyD wrote:sort of related to the first post, but I was talkingh to an off-duty cop at my favorite watering hole and he was telling me about this time that he pulled over a pothead. He knew something was wrong when there was a car at the intersection stopping and going every 2 seconds. Why was it doing that? Because the intersection had a blinking red light. Dude must've been so high...
Maybe some potheads are just stupid to begin with.
You just hit the nail on the head GP. I have seen some of the stupidest kids ever! Some stoners are just flat out idiots!


some? :-b
Yep some, I know some really intelligent kids who smoke. Maybe it gives them knowlegde?
But wasn't this already posted? MB GP find it? I guess I could...
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