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Postby mutantseabass » Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:51 am

Heres a very informative page about a subject that everyone seems to love. Pretty much a one stop shop for info about farts!



http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
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Postby Homeless » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:05 am

Urrghh nice breakfast topic.

I couldnt bring myself to click on the link to the video of a guy farting :-b
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:48 am

Awesome.
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Postby Redskins Win » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:02 am

HA
If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.


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Postby Guru13 » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:43 am

Redskins Win wrote:HA
If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.


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hehe :-b
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Postby LT Blue Colt » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:59 am

MSB, awesome find. I'm gonna put this one in my favorites. Did you find this one for me? But I have to say, I will never, never click the video clip of a man farting. If I'm that interested I believe I could probably just stretch and . . . well you get the point. :-b
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Postby GB Packer Fan 2004 » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:15 am

nice find ;-D I enjoyed it
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Postby NittanyLions » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:17 am

Haha i love getting technical about it :-b
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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:06 pm

I don't remember where I read this before, but I think it's great. I have seen that Mr. Methane guy on Howard Stern before; he is cool! ;-D

I also liked the one part where the people are talking about retreating farts and they say, "It is reassuring to know that such farts aren't really lost, just delayed." }:-) :-b
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Postby Flockers » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:10 pm

This one it too funny: Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts?

I didn't know this either: People even fart shortly after death.
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