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Postby Lushcrush » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:06 pm

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Arkansas jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Razorback fan and I would like this for Christmas".

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother".

Off goes the little lad with the Arkansas jersey in hand and finds his mother.

"Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an Arkansas fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Arkansas Jersey in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an Arkansas fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.

The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good son, what is it?"

To which the son replies, "I've only been a Arkansas fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas bastards."
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Postby Flockers » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:46 pm

LMAO. That's great Lush. :-b
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Postby Lushcrush » Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:15 pm

Flockers wrote:LMAO. That's great Lush. :-b

Glad you liked it Bro ... :-b
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Postby WharfRat » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:20 am

LMAO nice ;-D
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Postby Redskins Win » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:39 am

that was a good one. and very interchangable.
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Postby Atog » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:02 am

A MidWestern team of explorers--one a UofM alum, one a Minnesota alum, one an Iowa alum, and one a OSU alum, climb Mount Everest. At the peak, the Minnesota grad says "I'd like to use this chance to tell the world I feel about my team." So, he shouts, "GO GOPHERS!", which echoes around the mountains for a while before dying off.
The Iowa alum says "That's nothing!" and jumps off the peak, shouting "GO HAWKEYES!", which echoes around a bit.
The Michigan alum shouts "GO BLUE!" and pushes the OSU grad off of the peak.
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:36 am

LMAO :-b very nice ;-)
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