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Postby JohnnyUnitas » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:32 am

And if the doc didn't say anything and that womans obesity would start to cause health-problems, she would have sued the same doctor for malpractise.

Insane world where a doctor can't even do his job right without worrying about getting sued.
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Postby lmcjaho » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:18 am

Redskins Win wrote:a fat chick comes into a bar, and there is this drunk dude... she lifts her arm up, revealing an afro of armpit hair, and says, "who wants to order a lady a drink?"
the drunk replies, "Get the Ballerina a drink!"
the bartender gives her one... the lady drinks it and leaves...
the bartender said to the drunk,
"excuse me sir, but that lady was not a Ballerina..."
and the drunk replies,
"look man, anyone who can lift there leg that high, has got to be a ballerina!"

'skins - you owe me a keyboard to replace the one I just sprayed with Pepsi while reading that one...

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Postby Goatwhacker » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:05 am

Mookie4ever wrote:Hold on a second there - it's Fox News. That screams senstationalist crap to me.

I read it on MSN first: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9063638/ and it's been reported elsewhere. So yeah Fox is pretty sensationalistic but looks like in this case they got it straight.
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