Redskins Win wrote:a fat chick comes into a bar, and there is this drunk dude... she lifts her arm up, revealing an afro of armpit hair, and says, "who wants to order a lady a drink?"
the drunk replies, "Get the Ballerina a drink!"
the bartender gives her one... the lady drinks it and leaves...
the bartender said to the drunk,
"excuse me sir, but that lady was not a Ballerina..."
and the drunk replies,
"look man, anyone who can lift there leg that high, has got to be a ballerina!"
'skins - you owe me a keyboard to replace the one I just sprayed with Pepsi while reading that one...