The entire Cardinals starting lineup woud arguably make the worst fantasy team:
QB - Jeff Blake
RB - Emmit Smith
WR - Larry Foster
WR - Bryan Gilmore
TE - Freddie Jones
I'd fill out the rest of the starters with:
Jacksonville WR Micah Ross (starting now that Jimmy Smith is suspended)
And I'll agree with MCG321 on New England RB Antoine Smith.
My Defense would be Cincinnati - they gave up the most points and forced the fewest turnovers last year.
And for my Kicker, let's go back to Arizona and select the always-entertaining Bill Gramatica. (How many scoring opportunities is that offense going to provide a kicker?)
Everything you know is wrong.