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Postby cwebb » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:25 am

What about Kelly Holcomb? Can we start fullbacks at RB? ;-)

And TEs at WR? That would make it really easy...
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Postby lifeform » Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:53 am

The entire Cardinals starting lineup woud arguably make the worst fantasy team:

QB - Jeff Blake
RB - Emmit Smith
WR - Larry Foster
WR - Bryan Gilmore
TE - Freddie Jones

I'd fill out the rest of the starters with:

Jacksonville WR Micah Ross (starting now that Jimmy Smith is suspended)

And I'll agree with MCG321 on New England RB Antoine Smith.

My Defense would be Cincinnati - they gave up the most points and forced the fewest turnovers last year.

And for my Kicker, let's go back to Arizona and select the always-entertaining Bill Gramatica. (How many scoring opportunities is that offense going to provide a kicker?)
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Postby MCG321 » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:03 am

lol, it's pretty damn sad how bad Arizona looks.
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Postby terpfan » Thu Aug 28, 2003 5:09 pm

hambrick and smith cant possibly be worse than the mess in tampa...

and desmond clark the worst te??? ur out of ur mind, i think he will actually have a very good year. the pick there is zeron flemister on the skins! ugh hes terrible. and im a skins fan. :-t
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Postby The Dude_ffc » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:09 pm

Starters:
QB Quincy Carter
RB Pittman - 1 td last year?
RB Ant Smith
WR Jeroviscious
WR Glenn
TE Chamberlain
K K Brown
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Postby MCG321 » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:50 pm

The Dude, Jurevicius is a number 3 receiver, so he's not really starting.
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Postby footballin' storm » Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:20 pm

When you do come up with the worst fantasy team I know a guy who wants to coach them. My buddy Marty Mornhinweg is looking for a job and would do your team proud. He needs a little work on his coin tosses though.
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Postby MCG321 » Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:26 pm

lol
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