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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:19 pm

Anyone here know what a valid parking ticket excuse would be other than medical emergency?
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Postby Manja » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:22 pm

Eh.. I'm thinking that if was stolen...

Can't think of anything else.
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Postby Flockers » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:33 pm

I want to know why 3D got a ticket. :-?
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Postby lmcjaho » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:35 am

"Well you see judge, I was prairie-doggin' it and there really was no time to feed the meter...." 8-o
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Re: Valid Parking Ticket Excuses?

Postby Redskins Win » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:35 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:Anyone here know what a valid parking ticket excuse would be other than medical emergency?

Bathroom emergency?
But really if your asking for one that means you don't have one so pay up chuck.
Do you know anyone with a handicap placard. You could say you were driving them around but they forgot their thingy. then you go to court and produce it.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:44 pm

Flockers wrote:I want to know why 3D got a ticket. :-?


The Doc is a moron. ;-D
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Postby Payne Dailey » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:07 pm

Was it a meter or a zone? If it was a zone you could say your commerical signs were stolen but you'd have to have some kind of backup job to support it, oh nevermind you said valid.
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Postby Canacuna » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:45 pm

If you got a parking ticket in front of a "No Parking" sign, you can spray-paint the sign to make it un-readable. Take a picture of it and bring that to court... no ticket.

At least, that's what the guy from "Con" said to do.

I got a ticket last week too... luckily, I charmed my way out of a reckless driving ticket and just got a plain 'ol speedin' in front of a playground. Yeah, I'm a moron too.
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Postby Bennett4prez » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:01 pm

Does anyone else realize that this thread is probably illegal?
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Postby Tiki » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:08 pm

Bennett4prez wrote:Does anyone else realize that this thread is probably illegal?
HAHA! I couldn't not laugh! :-b ;-D
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