If you got a parking ticket in front of a "No Parking" sign, you can spray-paint the sign to make it un-readable. Take a picture of it and bring that to court... no ticket.
At least, that's what the guy from "Con" said to do.
I got a ticket last week too... luckily, I charmed my way out of a reckless driving ticket and just got a plain 'ol speedin' in front of a playground. Yeah, I'm a moron too.
'CUNA-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!
"You will be a king here, instead of a peasant at the Cafe."